"You better be - Mum would freak, Dad might kill him and Remus isn't able to be around much, so you're elected." Harry sighed, then scowled. "He said I have a skinny butt. My butt is not skinny - it's just small and rounded."
He rubbed his face. "Rumor has it that Dad will be back this weekend, so you'll probably hear from him then, and Remus sent me an owl saying hi and Mum sent cookies. I had to hide them from Ron and that unholy thing Neville conjured up. And he says he's not good at magic - I'm starting to agree with him."