Harry smiled; he liked confusing Sirius, and once in a while, he stumped him, like now.
He came in and sat on the edge of Sirius' desk, his back to the door. "If I ever, ever have to go to Snape's office again? I want you with me, even if you have to go on four legs and hide behind the door."
He leaned forward. "I had to get some notes and had the weirdest conversation with good ol' Sev...and he came on to me, Sirius. He was fixated on my ass and it was creeeeepy."