Mate, I work for the ML-Bloody-E. I don't even have time for big, bad secrets anymore.
HEE. Oh I am sure he does, cousin of mine. I am sure he does! Sirius, Sirius, Sirius. I should have known it was all a cover. Even the raunchy girlie mags? I mean, really? Shame. The lengths some will go to. You're going to break half the third year's little girl hearts with this, you realise?