Got your Owl there, mate. You know, it's okay if you just happened to forget my invitation. I didn't want that bouquet anyway. Oh sure, I'm sad I'll never get to see my dear cousin as the blushing bride he always dreamed of being, but I'll manage. Mistakes happen. There's no need to try and cover your newfound union up.
Oh come on, Sirius. I thought you could trust me better than this! You know me! Mature! Responsible!
Did you at least save the dress?
Not even a picture? Oh what, were you seriously worried I'd take a picture, blow it up into poster size and sell it to all your students? I wouldn't even dream of it!
Really, I'm so happy you finally found someone to share your fleas with.
AND WHAT DID YOU DO TO MY BROOM.
How did- How did you--
I hope it bites you.
That's it. I'm investing in a Guard Cat.
I'm getting that thing back. Tell your husband locking the windows will not work. [Private]