Haha, it would be hilarious if the elves planned the kidnapping of your mother. It would be tragic too, as I've heard that they can be quite thorough with their plans and we probably wouldn't be able to trace it back to them. But I'm sure your mother is safe since I won't tell them anything.
I should get into sports, probably. Boys (and some girls) do like to talk about it, so it wouldn't be bad if I could join in on the conversations about it.