"No...really, I wouldn't wanna be a girl. Not you, but any girl at all." oliver agreed. "I mean it could have been funny but..it's more a thing you just talk about." He shifted a bit and stretched out on his back on the grass and folded his arms behind his head.
"Aye and Snape will give you a potion to make you tell him why you did it...and then you're in trouble. very deep in very big trouble because he'll assume you stole his secret diary and read it and looked at all of the photos..."