"Well the worst is that my owl never returns because...he did something to her because he was pissed." he laughed weakly. "But okay, I promise you I'll give it a try, just not today...or tomorrow...or next week. Probably after the workshop."
"I can already see Snape collecting poor souls and giving them detention so Filch and Norris have a lot of fun on their honeymoon. Because Snape hopes he'll be invited to join them because noone would ever marry him."