Anyplace But Here
Harry was torn - on one hand, he was relieved. Hugely relieved, in fact, that his decidedly odd teacher had moved. On the other hand, he was worried that Snape had been Imperio-ed by someone, cause that was odd even by Snapish standards. And on the other hand, he was vaguely irate at being called innocent AND being told he had a skinny ass.
Okay, so that was three hands - he'd never been good at maths.
"I," he informed Snape,"was bored a long time ago. And my ass is not skinny. It's round and..."
What the fuck was he saying? Obviously, being below ground level did weird stuff to your brain. "Anyway, I'm going. Thank you for allowing me access to your notes."