Anyplace But Here
Harry bit his lip - if this were ANYONE else, he'd be reaming them a new one. Dammit.
"Well, sir," he said, trying not to growl, "I suspect that Filch will take the road pioneered by Professor Binns - even death won't stop him. And frankly, I couldn't take Filch's place - I don't think I could ever bottom for Hagrid."
Okay, point for him. "I'm afraid I need rather all of them, sir. Neville's creation was apparently quite ravenous the other night."