Sirius dropped his cards in triumph. "Full house! Read it and weep Moony-pie!" He downed the rest of his scotch and, unfortunately for his manliness, let out a girlish giggle, followed by a horrifyingly unattractive snort.
He leaned across the table, having regained some of his composure (though by now, it was slightly more askew due to alcohol) and smirked. "Guess who has a new roommate?" Unceremoniously, he stood up and did a jig, pointing his fingers in the air, chanting "I do, I do!"