"Ow!" Eli shouted, grabbing his chest. Man what the hell, a simple slap in the chest should've have felt that sharp, and he shouldn't have felt this sore from it. Stupid boobs.
"Are you sure you're not a lesbian?" Eli said after a moment, frowning at Denver and rubbing his chest. "You think naked men look awkward, you don't even wanna look at a penis... aren't you even a little bit curious? I mean yeah, I like girls and I kinda look forward to checking stuff out, but mostly I'm just, like, curious. How stuff looks and how stuff feels for girls. I mean it's gonna be weird not getting a boner and stuff but other stuff happens and it's hopefully gonna be cool to figure it out. You on the other hand are totally grossed out and can't wait to get your bits back. Maybe you just don't like guys."