Denver smacked his chest when he started asking such rude questions. "No, it's not deformed, and it's pretty much the same color as the rest of me!" She glared at him. "It's just.. weird. I mean, penises look weird. Naked men are awkward looking." Women were far more aesthetically pleasing.
"I don't want to have to touch it. I hope this all gets fixed before my bladder forces me to." Or, shit, even something as simple as a shower. If she wasn't turned back soon, she'd have no choice. "You're probably looking forward to playing with yourself. Men."