Denver's halfhearted quip about Aunt Flo made Eli's blood run cold in his veins. What if that happened? He couldn't handle that. He really couldn't handle that. It was bad enough that he was right now sitting down to pee in the girl's bathroom, but if he started bleeding between his legs then he couldn't comprehend how to deal with that. Thankfully, though, there was no blood coming out of him. That was something at least.
Thankfully it really was as easy as Eli had thought it might be (though it took more toilet paper than any man could ever need), and he came out of the stall almost smiling. "So far, I'm good at this," he said proudly, heading to the sink to wash his hands. He didn't always wash his hands after peeing, but this was a lot more in-depth than normal.