"Oh shut up, you damn prude. That's one fine cock right there." Still, he did put it away. No sense it holding it if he wasn't going to do anything with it, and he wasn't in the mood to jerk off, not in the back of a cab with his ex-wife's sister beside him.
"I'm tired," he said with a yawn, sinking lower in his seat. He caught the driver looking in the mirror at him. "What?" he asked, and immediately the cabbie's eyes returned to the road.