Tuesday December 2nd 2008
Who: Ari and Cassidy What: Talking and opinions When: Right before her date with Adam Where: Ari's room Rating: R for language Note: Aimscene
Bursting uninvited into Ari's room, Cassidy is in crisis and needs advice. And for some reason she thinks Ari is the person to go to. He's less than enthused.
Cassidy Shut up and tell me what to wear!
Ari What's under the towel?
Cassidy Uh.. nothing.
Ari That'll work.
Cassidy Shut up and give me a real answer. He said pizza. Is pizza a dress date or a jeans date?
Ari I don't fuckin know!
Cassidy *groans* You are so no help!
Ari What the hell do you want from me? I don't care what you're wearing. And neither will he, he's a guy. We don't give a shit.
Cassidy Fine then. I'll wear jeans. It's too cold for a dress anyway.
Ari Why the fuck would you wear a dress to go to his room? If you want him to put a hand on up your skirt, just walk in in your underwear
Cassidy He didn't say we'd eat it in his room. We might be.. going out somewhere or something. I dunno. I didn't ask. And I would never walk into some random guy's room in my underwear.
Ari Well if you did, you'd be staying in...
Cassidy Be right back... *wanders off*
Ari *shrug, keeps writing his paper and sniggering*
Cassidy *returns in clothes* How's this look?
Ari *barely looks up* Fine.
Cassidy *scowls and then moves to scoot herself in between him and the desk so he has to look up from his paper* Do I look okay, Ari?
Ari *annoyed, looks her over* Yes. You look fine. Now go away.
Cassidy *doesn't go away* I'm nervous. I've never been on a date before.
Ari *stares blankly*
Cassidy Am I supposed to like.. do that thing that girls do in movies and not eat or only eat things that won't make my breath smell?
Ari *more staring*
Cassidy *Ugh! *pokes him in the ribs* You're so much more entertaining when your face is between my legs.
Ari I've never been on a date, and I'm not a girl. I don't fuckin' know what you're supposed to do.
Cassidy Really? *smiles, satisfied* I'm going to do something before you do!
Ari Yay for you. Are you done bugging me now?
Cassidy I will never be done bugging you, jerkface. *pinches his nose*
Ari *smacks her hand*
Cassidy Oohh. Tetchy boy!
Ari Don't touch me.
Cassidy You didn't mind it last night.
Ari Last night you weren't bugging the crap outta me
Cassidy *rolls eyes and moves out of his way, going to look in his mirror instead to fiddle with her hair* Why are you in such a bad mood all the time? Is it because you're way too cool to ever be happy?
Ari Sorry I'm not jumping for joy over your date.
Cassidy Are you jealous?
Ari *makes a face* No.
Cassidy You so are! I totally knew it! You wanna go out with Adam! *grins and then rolls her eyes* Lighten up, Eeyore. It can't rain all the time.
Ari *huff* You done yet?
Cassidy Honestly though, do you ever smile? I mean aside from when you're... you know. *blushes a little*
Ari *dismissing her, looking back at his paper* Why would I?
Cassidy Because you're.. not dead and.. you're relatively good looking and healthy, safe, and, well, even though you sometimes act like one, you're not an idiot. I think you're actually probably amazingly intelligent, you just choose not to apply it to much of anything.
Ari *shrug*
Cassidy You secretly like me bugging you.
Ari All girls do. I tolerate it.
Cassidy Why else would you put up with it?
Ari I'm bored.
Cassidy Then do something about it.
Ari I am. I'm sitting here tolerating you.
Cassidy So... talking to me ranks just slightly above nothing?
Ari Barely. You're level with Adam.
Cassidy Hey now. I have boobs and a vagina that I am fairly certain I'll be willing to let you put your penis in one day. I should rank above Adam.
Ari Adam would probably let me stick my dick in him too.
Cassidy First of all, eww. And second, but you wouldn't want to stick your dick in him.
Ari Doesn't mean he wouldn't offer.
Cassidy Whatever. *eyeroll*
Ari Don't you have a date to get to? Why are you stalling?
Cassidy I do. At eight. And when I'm sucking on his penis later, I promise not to forget that he'll be wishing it was you.
Ari You won't have enough time to think about anything, he'll blow his load in a second.
Cassidy *giggles* And he doesn't even have wings!
Ari *grunt* Yep. So... go get 'im.
Cassidy Okay. *turns to leave then stops at the door* So... You know what we talked about before? Earlier today?
Ari We talked earlier today?
Cassidy *rolls eyes* yes. And you said i had thirty minutes?
Ari Oh yeah.
Cassidy *reluctant pause* Will you? I mean not now, obviously but... Eventually?
Ari *finally looks up* You want me to... pop your cherry?
Cassidy Yeah.
Ari *looks her over* Okay, sure.
Cassidy *exhales a breath* good. I mean i know that you... Probably won't suck, and since you know what you're doing it might not hurt as much and...
Ari It's still gonna hurt.
Cassidy But not as much as some guy who doesnt know better and just shoves it in. And i wont be all confused about what it means cuz it'll just be... Sex.
Ari Alright, just so you know. *pause* Adam's probably hoping to get a little action tonight.
Cassidy Did you... Tell him? About yesterday? Is that why he asked me out?
Ari No, we're not talking right now. We're in a bet.
Cassidy What kind of bet?
Ari He thinks I can't spend a week without talking to him
Cassidy Well that's dumb.
Ari Why?
Cassidy Because like.. I dunno. You could probably spend a week not talking to anybody and not even care.
Ari Exactly. *smirk*
Cassidy *grins and rolls eyes* anyway, i think i've stroked your ego quite enough so i'm gonna peace. *short pause* and that's why god gave man two hands.
Ari *waves her away* Have a nice date or whatever. I gotta text my girls.
Cassidy * sighs* but you didnt even ask me why god gave man two hands.
Ari *groaning* Fine. Why did God give man two hands.
Cassidy *smiles* so that when girls don't give them any action on their first date, they'll still have one hand for doing their homework later.
Ari You gonna blow Adam?
Cassidy No. *impish grin* You haven't shown me how yet.
Ari I dunno how to give blowjobs. *goes back to his paper*
Cassidy *sighs* you know what I Mean.
Ari You're both virgins, you should try this shit out together. Be awkward and weird. That kid really needs action.
Cassidy So you WANT me to give him a blowjob.
Ari I think he could use one.
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Text message sent. Learn more Cassidy That's not what I asked.
Ari I don't care if you do or not. I'm just saying he could use one
Cassidy Yeah but.. I mean is that a real you don't care or a you're too cool to care don't care? Because i don't want shit to get weird with us.
Ari *looks at her* I. Don't. Care.
Cassidy *groans* fine then if i decide i wanna give him a blowjob, i'll give him a blowjob. And if i dont, i wont so... There. *short pause* go text your ho's, ari.
Ari I'm trying to, you insist on being here.
Cassidy Fine. I'm out. Have a GREAT night. *storms out*