"Why must everyone pair off?" he mused, grabbing a napkin and beginning to tear at it. "Where's that.. fascination? You can have companionship without fucking I was proof of that but no. Apparently you have to meet your mate within the first forty years and make a family. They're thinking like half of them aren't going to live for years and years beyond human life. They're living a human existence but they are NOT human...." And Will was just realising this??
"Sweetheart," said Will, in a very low and sultry tone as he leaned across like he was sharing secrets. "Your dick is divine. Yours is plus three quarters. Yours makes me salivate at the thought... and I bet, if the opportunity ever arose... you would be able to make me come so hard without me ever having to touch my own cock, and leave my ass raw." He would leave the sprite with that image as he finally settled back again, eyes scanning the other diners with a very amused glint.