"Um, no. Clearly you did not understand Barney. You have to be hot enough for the crazy to balance out and I think you've passed the Vicky Mendoza diagonal so you're in trouble, Toots." And there Vinnie went to knock her down a couple of pegs. Frankie was just looking way too smug right now.
And now Frankie went into overdrive. Jesus freakin' Christ. "You know, it's a little odd how interested you are in my dating life. I never ask you any of these details. If you must know, she kissed me. It was more than just a peck, but not full on making out and we were standing. There. Happy?"