Re: Rez/Jacob
There were so many things wrong with that statement, it was untrue. Jacob narrowed his eyes slightly in disgust and chose not to open his mouth. Saying crude sentences was not funny for the most part, but he supposed Rez was laidback enough and had potentially other qualities about him so people didn't notice. Maybe the guy's lack of social anxiety was somewhat admirable and enviable, although Jacob would never admit it to him. No way did he want to lose whatever creditability he had with the man yet.
Looked like he was actually going to be successful. Damn it, he was good. Jacob waited for Rez to return. "Congratulations," he said at first and then paused after the second statement. "I could make it magically fall off. And, let me guess, you don't need magic to make it bigger. No explanations please." He'd grant the man a wish that was not gross in any way. "How do you feel about a magical tattoo that moves?" He had been experimenting on it with very successful results.