No, this was not going well at all. He had somehow gone from a point of pure elation to a point of unfathomable confusion and near despair. He would have leapt out of bed in a fit if he wasn't naked and suddenly very conscious of that fact.
"None of this is making any sense. You're telling me that you're somehow over 60 and you can defy science? How? Show me. If I've seen it before it can't be that much more damaging to my psyche."