"First of all, Jonae is silly. Yeah it's similar to my name. You'd be yelling Jonae, and I'd come running, it's confusing for a start. Secondly - it sounds like a berry. Jonae pie... it's... just awfully modern, awful and modern. It's just... no. If I were to name my daughter it would be something nice. Like - Madison, or Evelyn, Elizabeth, Erin, Anna..."
Dear Lord. Jonah sighed, rubbing his neck. "I'm sorry. Oliver is really nice for a boy. But I am vetoing Jonae, I really do not want to name a kid something that can be teased to fuck."