ag (doughnuts) wrote in throwing_owls, @ 2010-06-13 17:47:00 |
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Marlene, Mother told me that she would not make me haggis this weekend if I neglected to buy you birthday presents. I still fail to see why you should be celebrated for being born. It seems more logical to celebrate mother's achievement in birthing you. However she did not agree. I purchased you a chess board since you need to begin thinking of your actions ahead of time. But the pieces are plants so perhaps you might actually pay attention. There is also a bottle of chloroform you might find interesting since I certainly did. Finally, I noticed in your living space that you did not have a periodic table of elements which I find to be very unwise of you. This one is illustrated so it should not be overly difficult to comprehend. I realise I am not supposed to tell you what is in the packages before you open them but as I am not there to explain my reasonings to you I knew of no other way to see that the meanings of the gifts were understood by you. Surprises are a ridiculous concept anyways. |