Happy Birthday! You know I usually write you a poem on your birthday, or on our anniversary, just to tell you how I feel about you, and how you make me feel. Today, I'm instead going to borrow from one of the greats.
"Love is, above all, the gift of oneself." -Jean Anouilh Ardele
So, I'm giving myself today. No meetings, no work, no phone calls, no mobile at all. I'm totally, and completely yours, for as long as you want me. So, resist the urge to try on all of your new goodies, slip into your robe, and go to the master bath. There is a gigantic bubble bath with your name all over it, as well as your hopelessly devoted girlfriend, just waiting for you. Don't let the water go cold, love. Hurry now.