"Don't do that, then you'll be wasting money. You need to go to the doc, and have a real exam." So an exam would be expensive too, but at least then there would be no room for doubt, and sometimes the piece of mind was worth the price tag that came along with it. "Yeah, they do blood, and pee test both. You can ask for a blood test, since you've peed on the stick. Hey, he can probably do it, he's a nurse right? And since it's his bastard child, family discount!" As crude as her mouth was at times, she meant well, and was attempting to look on the bright side, and maybe make her friend laugh amongst the feelings of panic. "Why? Eden, the best time to tell someone possibly bad news, is yesterday. So, you need to tell him as soon as possible. Who cares if he's at work? You'll be killing two birds with one stone." Yes, because stoning birds to death was in such a fashion these days. "Ugh, it totally feels like food poising, doesn't it." Thankfully she seemed to have gotten past it herself, but while it lasted, it had been alarming enough to send her off to the emergency room. "Um, yeah, a critter in your whom is a bit more series." Seeing as it was going to be half shifter, it could very well turn out to be some furry little creature... no, she didn't like to think about that, it made her think about giving birth on the full moon, and all the hell that would bring. "Or six weeks, the book says morning sickness starts around that general time frame. But just go to the doctor, and they'll be able to tell you for sure how long you've been recklessly abusing your fetus, with your heathen ways."
Reaching up, she clapped her hand over her mouth, trying to keep the snickers at bay, but really, this whole thing was sorta funny. "Eden, if he's a good guy, like you say he is, he won't be a douche bag about it. He'll support you. Okay, and listen up, you did not do this alone. It's not like you stole his seaman in the night, and did some freaky turkey baster shit. He was in on the fucking too, and well, fucking really is so serve one purpose, and it isn't to hit your g-spot." Any time a person had sex, they had to know in the back of their minds that it might lead to a child. Unless it was gay sex, then they didn't, and they had the right fucking idea. "Don't tell him you called me first, duh. He doesn't need to know that." Callum didn't know that Jaida had been the first person she had told, and really, he didn't need to right now. Once the after glow was gone, and reality set in, then they could talk about it. "Oh yeah, we need to sit down, that's for damn sure." They had baby showers to plan, and play dates, and possibly arranged marriages, if they managed to cover the genders between them. "Bitch, it's fine. I've been losing my mind lately too. We'll deal with it later. Go get your tummy checked for freeloaders, talk to Daddy shifter, and then you can tell me how everything went."