To My birthday sharing buddy, and the hottest fucking vampire EVER! Now that you're a vampire, you need to look the part. So, it's crucial you start dressing like a big goth. Every vamp must have a trench coat, guyliner, and a popped Dracula collar. I don't what this is, but the bottle was cool. This is of course for drinking the mystery liquid. Everyone needs a pocket pussy, and honey, you need to get used to those fangs. It's perfect for those lonely nights, tucked away in your coffin! The only down side to a pocket pussy, is that they are dryer than Scientologist house wife. I thought some tasty lube would be a good accompanying gift to fix that problem. So laughs aside, shopping in vintage stores can wield gold sometimes. I saw both, and they immediately made me think of you, and how incredible hot you would look in them. Perfect timing for the cold we're about to have to face, huh?