Are all men dense and daft?

I'm not really having a good week -- or year, really. So being kidnapped kind of makes me cranky.

Could someone please tell me what's going on and direct me to a place to stay until I can figure out how to get out of here?

That was all a bit horrifying, in a very interesting way.

Has anyone seen Erik Lensherr? I can't f

Seriously, aliens? Giving me my clue in the one Romance language I don't speak? Kind of a dick move, isn't it?

Le Marquis dit "il est bon de vous voir." I google translated it, but I've got no idea what the fuck it's supposed to mean. Or how that's supposed to help me.

If this arena is in French, I will smack somebody.

The last time I shared a house this big with this few people I was 7 years old. The silence is freaking me out. At least New York is noisy. I swear you can hear crickets on the porch at night here. It's unnatural.

I'm turning on all the TVs so it sounds like there are more people here. I think there's a new episode of Cougar Town, so that should suffice for mindless chatter, right?

Filtered to Steve Rogers.

Are you and I going to be alone in this mansion for a whole month? Because that cat seems to think my bed is an acceptable substitute nesting place for Carol's. It is not correct. But it really does not appreciate it when I try to move it, and it has claws. But this does not seem like an appropriate task for the suit.

And I've run out of things to do to Barton's room in his absence.

Monsters? Really?


And nobody had the decency to bring a monster from Doctor Who, or something? At least then I would have known what to do with it.

I'm bored.

Does anyone want to take the lead on fixing this problem?

At this point, I am very, very open to the unorthodox.

There is mistletoe available at the flower shop. The aliens insist I sell it.

( Team Two )

Did everyone make it out okay?

Is there a trend to these fight things? Is it one on, one off? Random draw? Volunteer or we'll volunteer you? Whatever the Hades the aliens feel like?