My gifts have been wrapped, as per proper protocol, however I do not feel as though I did an adequate job. I apologize ahead of time if my presents to you are less than presentable in appearance.
• Christmas carols are very, very odd.
• Arenas, while terrifying, are not as bad as I originally thought them to be.
• Eggnog is a startling sensation. I feel as though a brick mass has accumulated in my stomach.
I don't want to go.
Must we fight?