This is unacceptable! I am on a quest of the utmost importance! I do not have time for these games. I have lost too much time already. I demand to be returned.
While you all are off fighting monsters, could you try and be careful in killing anything remotely resembling a wolf? It'd be appreciated. Not all of us them are bad. It'd be great if you could show up right about now, Charming. You're good at dealing with people and this sort of thing.