Use if Necessary! Sorry about the cryptograms. Hope this doesn't get confiscated!
XOXO, Martini
Enclosed: 1 skiving snackbox each. Sam's also includes a bottle of firewhiskey. The inside of the letters are stamped with the symbol of a magic 8-Ball. (When the paper is shook, the message on the ball changes to one of the following "hell yes!!" "No, Velocipede!!" "Fuck yeah" "don't get caught" & "Dive in")