The Quest

Who: Fabian Prewett and Rabastan Lestrange
What: Plotting a bank robbery
When: Afternoon & evening one day in mid-August, a bit after the full
Where: Starting at a Muggle pub in Bath; mostly at Cor Tewdws
Warnings: Language; sexual harassment; obscene filking of obscure disco hits; discussion of criminal vigilante activity; discussion of Death Eating; potential suicidal ideation.

( Whisk me off and have your wicked way with me, then. )

Who: Prewetts, species Fabianus and Gideonus
What: Planning a heist
When: August 12, evening
Where: Fabian's flat
Warnings: None significant

( Fabian assigned himself the role of the five-year-old and began to poke holes in the plan. )

Who: Rabbit and Fabian
What: Fabian has questions about Severus Snape's fitness for conspiracy; further collusion and hatching of schemes ensues
When: Evening of August 6th
Where: The Swallowed Octave
Warnings: Mild scheming and faux flirting is as bad as it gets

( I have sweet nothings to drop in your ear )

Who: Sirius Black, Gideon Prewett, Fabian Prewett, and guest appearance by Nelly
What: Sirius at least temporarily diverts a discussion about one horcrux into a discussion about another.
When: Lunch time, 23 July
Where: Fabian's flat, near his office on Diagon Alley
Warnings:

( ... and that is why we're having lunch and conspiring to burgle your ancestral townhouse. )

Who: Fabian and Gideon Prewett and Lily Potter
What: Creating Alkahest to melt horcruxes
When: bog knows August 2nd
Where: Cor Tewdws
Warnings: Alchemy? Improper invocations of bog? Otherwise, probably not.

( 'This is what you were doing in Wales. Camping.' 'Probably technically glamping, but yeah' )

Who: The Prewett twins
What: Plotting, planning, consulting
When: Morning of 27 July
Where: Fabian's flat
Warnings: Discussion of horcruxes, betrayals, and other Death Eater type deeds.

( I'll read the details in the libretto of the eventual opera. )

Who: Rabastan Lestrange and Fabian Prewett
What: Even in the midst of everything else, birthdays are important and should be marked with due… something
When: Friday 26th July
Where: A part of Muggle London probably in imminent danger of gentrification, and later the Swallowed Octave
Warnings: Includes discussion of horcruxes and what one does with them

( I taste somewhere between delicious and revolting. )

Warded to Sirius Black and the Prewett Brothers

Sirius,

Fabian and I came up with a fascinating new way to try to locate the confounded things we're looking for.

And one of them leads right to needing your help. And your clearest thinking and planning.

--Gideon

Who: Gideon and Fabian Prewett, with a guest appearance by Minerva McGonagall
What: Dowsing for Horcruxes
When: Midmorning, 20 July
Where: Hogwarts Great Hall
Warnings: Foulmouthed Haberdashery

( Should all this go horribly wrong, I will disavow any knowledge or approval of this entire experiment. )

Fabian and I have returned from our camping holiday in darkest South Wales. A bit of spelunking, a bit of getting away from it all, a bit of hiking, and a lot of ancient woodlands and picturesque ruins.

Even a few of the Welsh were there, if you can believe it!

What did we miss?

[Warded to McGonagal and the Brothers Prewett]

Headmistress,

Fabian and I have found that our improvised method of map-dowsing was successful. It allowed us to locate Bangor Tewdws, which, when we announce the finding, will be the foremost discovery of magical archaeology of the 21st century. You may need to give us endowed chairs in archaeology and establish Hogwarts' claim to the site through us to keep it from getting ruined. Fabian will probably want to negotiate terms with you.

On a very practical note, the method we've got will be ideal for finding the horcruxes, but we'll need three things.
1: a related artifact to use as the dowsing focus
2: a large scale map
3: a high-ceilinged greatroom in which to spread the map.

Can we ask you for the loan of the Hogwarts commons and the Sword of Godric Griffyndor? We will give them back when we're done.

Who: The Prewett twins
What: Proof of concept of their divination efforts part two
When: 2 July, evening
Where: Llantwit Major, Wales
Warnings: NSFW language

( We are seeking the College of Theodosius, or what is left of it )

[WARD TO PREWETT TWINS ]
What do you two know about Dark Marks? The tattoo variety rather than the ominous one in the sky. And how it may or may not work with or against the Order Pact?
[/WARD TO PREWETT TWINS]


[WARD TO LILY EVANS]
Lily.

I really don’t mean to be dramatic, but the world hates, me doesn’t it? This is punishment for actually being happy. I am also still switching between wanting to rattle him and wanting to wrap him up and never let anything touch him.

This is also a very solemn question: am I a bad friend? Specifically have I been a bad friend to Peter?
[/WARD TO LILY]


[WARD TO FLORRIE]
As a general inquiry, what do you know about trauma? Mental rather than purely physical. What sort of treatment options are out there?
[/WARD TO FLORRIE]


[TEXT TO SIRIUS]
Peter is at the flat. Let’s try not to kill him. Please.
[/TEXT TO SIRIUS]

( Secure Text: Claire & the Prewett Twins )

Who: The Prewett twins
What: Proof of concept
When: Thursday night, 6 June
Where: Outbuilding on the Prewett grounds
Warnings: None significant.

( Heels over head, I'm falling heels over head... )

Who: Rabastan Lestrange and Fabian Prewett
What: Proper appreciation of birthday presents
When: Evening of 30th May
Where: Rabbit's flat
Warnings: None significant, just language and a fair amount of innuendo.

( The toasts this birthday had definitely been interesting. Rabbit hoped it was all indicative of an interesting year to follow. )

( Owl to Rabastan Lestrange )

Who: Fabian Prewett
What: Floo mishap
When: Late evening 19 May
Where: Fabian doesn't know yet! It's a mishap. Not where he was going anyroad.
Warnings: NSFW language

( ... why the f&%k he'd ended up in this dark and unpleasant building was beyond him )

Who: A bunch of Order people (MWPP+L, the Prewetts, the McGonagalls)
What: Testing and planning for the Dragonfire flight
When: Afternoon of Friday 18 May
Where: Deserted Banchory Quidditch Pitch (rumoured to be haunted)
Warnings: None expected.

( Agenda under the cut. )

Who: Fabian Prewett & Andromeda Black (soon to be Tonks)
What: Old friends catch up after their disgraces
When: Fall 2010
Where: Andromeda's home
Warnings: None significant but dysfunctional family talk

( Going to exchange your old stresses for trying your hand at wedding planning, then? I don’t know that it’s a wise career move, but if anyone can pull it off, I suspect it’s you. )

Who: Rabbit and Fabian
What: An ambush with nefarious plans hatched and dire threats made... (actually, no, this is just fluff)
When: 1st May, as the afternoon grows longer
Where: At the Fete
Warnings: Some bad language and slight tipsiness (slight, damn you!)

( Also I could flatten you with a Rictusempra and you know it. )