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madison is the mad travers (makeroftrouble) wrote in thequest,
@ 2019-05-07 21:09:00

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!: text, c: alice travers, c: madison travers

6 May: Up the Duff

DM: The Travers Sisters

Haha remember that joke? Turns out it's true

FML

RIP

There were lots of jokes.

You and Frank eloped and didn't tell me!

!!!

🤰

🤢 ???

I'm pregnant.

I was next going to guess 👻

How sure are you?

100% Had a test done at St. Mungo's today.

So...

So what?

Happy? Sad? Need a maid of honour? (Although I have no honour). Or a parental distraction?

WAIT!

Is it Frank's?

OMG MADISON PLEASE

Of course it is!

I don't know. It wasn't in the plan. We haven't gotten married yet, after all.

Right. So...

👰💍🤵⏰?

I don't know. He asked me if I wanted to have it or not. We haven't even talked about getting married yet.

I'm not really ready... for either.

So Divination then. And wine. For me. Not you.

You can have tea. Or crystal balls. Maybe both.

Don't be ridiculous.

Divination is a very Serious Thing

There's nothing serious about it. The only serious thing here is that there's a sprog trying to take over my body.

So exorcism?

Might do.

I don't know. What do you think?

...

Am I being you? Or am I me in this?

Me?

Okay.

1. What a vastly different life I have.

2. I am wild about a guy. I am living with. And engaged to

3. I might some day want to have a family and am not terrified about humans exploding from my vagina

4. This is a human that is shared with that guy I'm wild about.

5. Not planned. But the war is probably over. Only a matter of time before the baby talk starts happening.

6. Better trust my sister and do that divination thing.

Who said I wasn't terrified about humans exploding from my vagina?

Fine. Guess I will listen to my sister and drink a lot of alcohol so I can tolerate that divination thing

Oi!

No drinking.

Ever again. My greatest sympathies.

I don't think that's how it works.

Well, come watch me drink wine. And we'll play with tea leaves. It'll be brilliant!

I can't wait.

🍷 ❤️ ☕