WhatDoIPutHere?The Prophet cannot tell the difference from a Death Eater and an upstanding community member following the ancient common law of our people, where all witches and wizards with wands are duty-bound to pursue criminals when a hue-and-cry is raised.
Whether the poor quality of the news is due to an inability to compete with citizen journalism or the pressure of v-logs to report faster, closer, and more personally on the issues of the day is unclear. What is clear is that this very newspaper is apparently also unable to tell a qualified news reporter from an Aquavirius Maggot in a tank.
How long has it been since there really was a "Janet Fawley?" If only The Prophet was looking into real news!