HELLIONS Chaser NPC Chaser 1 scored 0 out of 1 shots on goal. They had 0 assists out of 6 attempts, 0 interceptions, and 6 turnovers(one to NPC Chaser 2, five to NPC Chaser 3). They dodged 0 bludgers, and were hit by 2 bludgers for a total damage of -12(Red Bosquet: removed from play; NPC Beater 2: removed from play).
HELLIONS Chaser Reserve 2 scored 0 out of 8 shots on goal. They had 0 assists out of 0 attempts, 0 interceptions, and 0 turnovers. They dodged 0 bludgers, and were hit by 3 bludgers for a total damage of -18(Red Bosquet: removed twice; NPC Beater 2: removed). - Due to these injuries, they will be subbed out of their team's next match.
HELLIONS Chaser NPC Chaser 3 scored 0 out of 0 shots on goal. They had 0 assists out of 0 attempts, 0 interceptions, and 0 turnovers. They dodged 1 bludger(Red Bosquet), and were hit by 5 bludgers for a total damage of -30(Red Bosquet: removed; NPC Beater 2: removed FOUR FUCKING TIMES**). --Due to these injuries, they will be subbed out of their team's next three matches. Maybe more. I don't even know. WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU, DUDE?!
HELLIONS Keeper El Sanchez made 45 saves out of 93 shots on goal for a save average of 0.484. She dodged 0 bludgers, and was hit by 1 bludger for a total damage of -6(Red Bosquet: removed from play).
HELLIONS Beater King Seong made 1 hits out of 7 bludger attacks: one to Ricky Caldwell(broken bone). His attacks were dodged by no one; two shots at Ricky Caldwell, one shot at NPC Chaser 3, one shot at NPC Keeper, and one shot at NPC Seeker were blocked by Red Bosquet; one shot at Ricky caldwell was blocked by NPC Beater 2. He blocked 3 bludger from hitting his teammates(from NPC Beater 2: NPC Chaser 1, El Sanchez twice, ).
HELLIONS Beater Dane Beauregard made 0 hits out of 13 bludger attacks. His attacks were dodged by NPC Chaser 3(one dodge); four shots at Ricky Caldwell, two shots at NPC Chaser 2, three shots at NPC Chaser 3, and three shots at NPC Seeker were blocked by Red Bosquet; one shot at NPC Chaser 2 was blocked by NPC Beater 2. He blocked 2 bludgers from hitting his teammates(from Red Bosquet: Van Porter; from NPC Beater 2: NPC Chaser 3).
HELLIONS Seeker Van Porter spotted the snitch after the opposing seeker, was the faster flyer, and did not catch the snitch. She dodged 0 bludgers, and was hit by 5 bludgers for a total damage of -30(Red Bosquet: removed TWICE; NPc Beater 2: removed THREE times**). -- Due to these injuries and since she's not an NPC, she will be subbed out of her team's next TWO matches but seriously WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU DUDE.
ALL-STARS STATS:
ALL-STARS Chaser Ricky Caldwell scored 5 out of 26 shots on goal. He had 5 assists(one to NPC Chaser 2, four to NPC Chaser 3) out of 6 attempts, 0 interceptions, and 0 turnovers. He dodged 0 bludgers, and was hit by 1 bludger for a total damage of -3(King Seong: Broken Bone).
ALL-STARS Chaser NPC Chaser 2 scored 16 out of 33 shots on goal. He had 7 assists(to NPC Chaser 3) out of 14 attempts, 1 interceptions(off NPC Chaser 1), and 0 turnovers. He dodged 0 bludgers, and was hit by 0 bludgers.
ALL-STARS Chaser NPC Chaser 3 scored 27 out of 34 shots on goal. He had 5 assists(to NPC Chaser 2) out of 16 attempts, 5 interceptions(off NPC chaser 1), and 0 turnovers. He dodged 1 bludger(Dane Beauregard), and was hit by 0 bludgers.
ALL-STARS Keeper NPC Keeper made 19 saves out of 19 shots on goal for a save average of 1.000. He dodged 0 bludgers, and was hit by 0 bludgers.
ALL-STARS Beater Red Bosquet made 7 hits out of 10 bludger attacks: one to NPC Chaser 1(removed), two to Reserve 2(removed), one to NPC Chaser 3(removed), one to El Sanchez (removed), and two to Van Porter(removed, twice). His attacks were dodged by NPC Chaser 3(one dodge); one shot at Van POrter was blocked by Dane Beauregard. He blocked 16 bludgers from hitting his teammates(from King Seong: Ricky Caldwell twice, NPC Chaser 3, NPC Keeper, NPC Seeker; from Dane Beauregard: Ricky Caldwell four times, NPC Chaser 2 twice, NPC Chaser 3 three times, NPC Seeker three times).
ALL-STARS Beater NPC Beater 2 made 9 hits out of 13 bludger attacks: one to NPc Chaser 1(removed), one to Reserve 2(removed), four to NPC Chaser 2(removed FOUR TIMES), three to Van Porter(removed THREE times). His attacks were dodged by no one; one shot at NPC Chaser one and two shots at El Sanchez were blocked by King Seong; one shot at NPC Chaser 3 was blocked by NPC Beater 2. He blocked 2 bludgers from hitting his teammates(from King Seong: Ricky Caldwell; from Dane Beauregard: NPC Chaser 2). --Due to his vicious overattacking of opponents, he is suspended for his next two matches.
ALL-STARS Seeker NPC Seeker spotted the snitch before the opposing seeker, was the slower flyer, and caught the snitch! He dodged 0 bludgers, and was hit by 0 bludgers.
**NPC Beater 2 was penalized twice for repeatedly attacking players after they were down. They're getting suspended for hurting people unnecessarily. I'm going to be adjusting Beaters more (and especially the All-Stars) as a result of this.