"Totally, gods are always crazy, it's in the god handbook. The first rule. Number one, you have to be completely batshit insane. Number two, be willing to bone your own family if they are hot. Number three, be willing to kidnap you're true love to make her your bride forever. Shit like that," he laughed.
"God, I remember this one time I tried having a conversation with Hades and I asked him how his wife was and I may have said this during the summer when she wasn't around and I don't think I ever flew faster in.. my.. er.."
Malachi blinked owlishly and scrunched his face up. He looked fairly confused and touched his temple where he could feel a strange and sudden sharp pain.
"Wow, I think Lydia put something in my pie, sorry."