Piotr had to pause a little bit and give Remy a bit of a questioning look when he mentioned Xavier getting all misty eyed. Be fortunate or a bit of a down fall, Piotr wasn't quite sure sometimes, but he had this habit of trusting his teammates. They were his family over here and if he got along with them or not he had gotten it into his head along the way that he should be able to trust them. Just like they should know that they could always trust him. Which, had to be at least part of the reason why he was standing here not really questioning what was going on right now. "This is all legal, yes?" he couldn't help but wonder a bit. "Because I vould not want to beg the Professor to help me eef they try to deport me...." he trailed off a little bit trying to sound not totally serious about that.
He could not help but laugh, loudly, at the idea of selling either Logan's bike or Scott's car. "Da, that would be much faster. But I am thinking you might have a few more holes in you?" Piotr was grinning a little before making a bit of a face. "Or a long talk about vhy it vas wrong." A small chuckle followed. "Nonsense!" He knew at this point there probably wasn't a chance in hell that Remy would be coming along, but the other man had put him in a good mood, so he just started to do what he normally did. "мама vould be more than happy to see you and put her tiny fists aside. It is bad manners to scold guest vho brings gift." the more Remy sulked the more Piotr just had to get at him a little bit. "And ve talk to Hank. Ve get you the patch, yes?" he couldn't help but laugh a little bit.
"Then again, perhaps it vould be best to keep you away from Illyana." He pulled back a little bit. "She has a thing for the American boys." he couldn't help but chuckle as he played at being the big brother at the moment.