TO: Madison Scott FROM: Joey Tamatoa SUBJECT: Re; New Roommate
Hey man,
Just looked you up on Facebook lol. Almost thought they were moving a chick in with me for a minute. Kind of misleading name there, have you talked to your parents about that?
Anyway, I'm flattered and all, but you're really not my type. Sorry. Don't feel bad though, I get a lot of these kinds of e-mails and at least you didn't send me pictures of your junk lol. (do not send me dickpics or I'll have to hit you)