So, I was reading an article about a robber today.
Apparently, he tried to rob a Best Buy- steal a laptop. When a clerk tried to speak to him, he pushed the guy to the floor and pulled a knife, threatening him before running outside. Now at the time of this robbery there were four Marines stationed outside supporting our Toys for Tots drive.
Can you see where this is going yet?
Anyway, the robber tries to charge pass the Marines but by this point- from all the yelling and mess- they've figure out what's going on. When the Marines attempt to halt the robber, he stabs one of them in the back while swinging wildly then attempts to fight them.
The robber was stopped and sustained "two broken arms, a broken leg, bruises, a few broken ribs, a broken nose, a broken jaw, and a broken ankle- injuries he sustained from falling off the curb, stated the Police Chief.
So, ladies and gentlemen, I present to you a new term: falling off the curb now means getting your dumb ass handed to you by a group of Marines.
I personally got a chuckle out of this, though I'm not sure who else will.
Oorah!
Apparently, he tried to rob a Best Buy- steal a laptop. When a clerk tried to speak to him, he pushed the guy to the floor and pulled a knife, threatening him before running outside. Now at the time of this robbery there were four Marines stationed outside supporting our Toys for Tots drive.
Can you see where this is going yet?
Anyway, the robber tries to charge pass the Marines but by this point- from all the yelling and mess- they've figure out what's going on. When the Marines attempt to halt the robber, he stabs one of them in the back while swinging wildly then attempts to fight them.
The robber was stopped and sustained "two broken arms, a broken leg, bruises, a few broken ribs, a broken nose, a broken jaw, and a broken ankle- injuries he sustained from falling off the curb, stated the Police Chief.
So, ladies and gentlemen, I present to you a new term: falling off the curb now means getting your dumb ass handed to you by a group of Marines.
I personally got a chuckle out of this, though I'm not sure who else will.
Oorah!