Who Jules and Jeremie Type AIM chat When March 24 What Talk of the future of London's baby - aka, the potato - a little talk of Koko - and jerking off in a cup... o_O Warning Language, Adult smex talk Status Complete
(10:17:38 PM) SJulianIgnacio: hey babeeeeeeeeeee (10:21:14 PM) Jeremy Castelle: Hello, ma belle. (10:21:36 PM) SJulianIgnacio: aww. (10:21:57 PM) SJulianIgnacio: Um. I'm not sure how beautiful I felt the other day baby (10:22:04 PM) SJulianIgnacio: I felt kinda crappy (10:22:16 PM) SJulianIgnacio: I mean (10:22:21 PM) SJulianIgnacio: I saw London (10:22:24 PM) Jeremy Castelle: Why? (10:22:25 PM) Jeremy Castelle: OH. (10:22:29 PM) Jeremy Castelle: ...oh. (10:22:31 PM) Jeremy Castelle: What happened? (10:22:41 PM) SJulianIgnacio: She was in our church praying (10:23:09 PM) SJulianIgnacio: I couldn't believe it. I thought that maybe all the stuff I told her really did sink in (10:23:55 PM) SJulianIgnacio: but even though it kinda seemed like she was scared shitless of Caim, and what might happen to her, she's still so brainwashed, even though I told her even with the contract she was safe here (10:24:00 PM) SJulianIgnacio: she like... left (10:24:08 PM) Jeremy Castelle: Of course, she must have said something about the baby...? (10:24:24 PM) SJulianIgnacio: yeah. oh yeah. and I showed her a picture and she started crying (10:24:28 PM) SJulianIgnacio: I felt horrible (10:25:01 PM) SJulianIgnacio: I explained we didn't really know what else to do being attacked like that after they fucking died (10:25:28 PM) SJulianIgnacio: I tried to let her keep the photo but she wouldnt' take it (10:25:34 PM) SJulianIgnacio: scared caim would find it (10:26:33 PM) Jeremy Castelle: I know it's hard... but Caim can't have the baby back. If he does get her, it's pretty much certain that she will grow up to be a little monster (10:27:10 PM) SJulianIgnacio: yeah I know. and I almost did something which might have been a stupid idea, I want to know if you think it's dumb (10:27:13 PM) SJulianIgnacio: but (10:28:15 PM) SJulianIgnacio: I almost took her in an activity room to be alone, and poof the kid in so she could see, I mean you know that feeling? when you hold your own kid? I thought if she just felt her, ya know? (10:28:33 PM) SJulianIgnacio: I told her it was time to decide where who she was really loyal too (10:28:36 PM) SJulianIgnacio: Caim (10:28:38 PM) SJulianIgnacio: or her child (10:28:51 PM) SJulianIgnacio: and she left (10:29:23 PM) Jeremy Castelle: I don't know. That's a big vulnerability. to have the baby right there, even if you did have the advantage of location. But if by any chance she had gotten out of the church with her, that would have been it. (10:29:27 PM) Jeremy Castelle: It's not time for that yet. (10:30:06 PM) SJulianIgnacio: yeah, it didn't happen. I just thought, maybe she'll come back? She knows she's safe there. I tried to make that very clear. Caim can't walk in there (10:30:46 PM) SJulianIgnacio: she's so... taken, you know how it is, they make you believe they love you. (10:30:58 PM) SJulianIgnacio: idk. (10:31:01 PM) SJulianIgnacio: it just sucks (10:31:17 PM) SJulianIgnacio: I don't know if I made a big enough impression (10:31:29 PM) SJulianIgnacio: and I feel like (10:31:35 PM) SJulianIgnacio: everytime I try to help someone (10:31:42 PM) SJulianIgnacio: I screw up their lives even more (10:31:50 PM) SJulianIgnacio: Look at Koko (10:31:56 PM) SJulianIgnacio: Look at London now? (10:32:03 PM) SJulianIgnacio: nothings better (10:33:18 PM) Jeremy Castelle: London made a choice. Koko is safe with us for now. But think about the baby, love. That baby could have already seen horrible things but she didn't. She has a nice, warm crib and people looking out for her so that she doesn't have to live hundreds of years of suffering before she even has half a chance or a choice. (10:34:36 PM) SJulianIgnacio: and what if she still makes the wrong choice? (10:35:02 PM) SJulianIgnacio: and i asked raziel about how I feel like I'm not helping people when I try (10:35:07 PM) SJulianIgnacio: and he says (10:35:14 PM) SJulianIgnacio: maybe that's the problem (10:35:37 PM) SJulianIgnacio: I shouldn't try. he said something about a tree blossoming all on it's own (10:35:46 PM) Jeremy Castelle: I understand perfectly. (10:36:57 PM) Jeremy Castelle: You have no idea how many nights I spent with my head in my hands over you, after you'd yelled at me or cried or rebelled and did something bad. But I didn't give up on you, and I trusted that if I just did what I knew was right you'd follow along beside me. (10:38:14 PM) SJulianIgnacio: I'm sorry (10:38:46 PM) Jeremy Castelle: Don't be sorry. That's not the point. The point is you needed it, and it worked. (10:39:59 PM) SJulianIgnacio: I guess so baby. I think I've got lots more patience than I used to. But it's still hard (10:41:19 PM) Jeremy Castelle: Of course it is. Because you can't force them. They have to do it on their own. The same goes for London now. (10:42:58 PM) SJulianIgnacio: yeah. but what about koko? (10:43:05 PM) SJulianIgnacio: I mean. I feel so stupid (10:43:12 PM) SJulianIgnacio: like I led them right to him (10:43:32 PM) SJulianIgnacio: of course. koko was flapping his jawls before I tried to intervene (10:43:35 PM) SJulianIgnacio: but still (10:43:49 PM) SJulianIgnacio: just my presence made everything worse (10:45:07 PM) Jeremy Castelle: Right. It's not all your fault. that, and you're still learning how to do this. Just don't forget that God chose you to do this for a reason. He took you all the way from Hell to do this. You were born for it. Don't think of it as a mistake. Think of it as God setting you up for something else in his plan. You never know what he will need you to do. Maybe Koko needed to learn a lesson too. (10:46:18 PM) SJulianIgnacio: yeah. I guess you're right actually. hmmmm. yeah actually. YES. (10:46:30 PM) SJulianIgnacio: sometimes I think about our crazy lives (10:46:48 PM) SJulianIgnacio: and wonder if it was all part of a bigger plan all along (10:47:05 PM) Jeremy Castelle: Of course it was. That's the way of the universe, baby. (10:47:18 PM) SJulianIgnacio: I love that you believe that now (10:47:36 PM) SJulianIgnacio: once upon a time I think we argued about whether things like that existed (10:47:52 PM) Jeremy Castelle: Just be happy that this is our place in the plan. You know, I could feel that. When we were fighting Caim side by side. (10:49:51 PM) SJulianIgnacio: you know I never felt such a sense of relief when I saw you come in. NO actually I have, it has just been a really long time (10:50:49 PM) Jeremy Castelle: You ran off on me! granted, there was a woman going into labor. I had no idea what you were running off for. You just sort of do that at times. So I actually went and bought you flowers. those are gone forever, sadly. (10:51:38 PM) SJulianIgnacio: You bought me flowers? awwwwwwwwwwwwwwww. What kind? (10:52:11 PM) SJulianIgnacio: and yeah, she freaked me out. I could feel what was inside her. I knew the Square was the last place she needed to be (10:52:18 PM) SJulianIgnacio: I had to poof her outta there (10:52:27 PM) SJulianIgnacio: before who knows what happened (10:53:00 PM) Jeremy Castelle: Oh, there were these big purple wildflowers at a stand and they reminded me of the flowers that grow along the edges of the fence back home. So I thought you'd like them. (10:53:30 PM) SJulianIgnacio: awwwwww. do you remember that time you planted me those big bushes (10:53:36 PM) SJulianIgnacio: with all the blooms (10:53:40 PM) Jeremy Castelle: Of course I do. the lilacs. (10:53:43 PM) SJulianIgnacio: YES (10:54:11 PM) SJulianIgnacio: You're always so good at that stuff. I just look at them. :) maybe you should have been a landscaper (10:55:57 PM) Jeremy Castelle: Hah. I don't know, I kind of "get" plants. Maybe it's a little like how you are with animals. Plants are much different though. You have to be very patient, and in order to get what they need, very quiet and observant. They don't talk or move so you have to have an intuition for them and pay attention to the weather and the wind and the dirt. (10:56:38 PM) SJulianIgnacio: yeaaaaaaaaah. that sounds like you. maybe that's why all my plants always died (10:56:49 PM) SJulianIgnacio: so I paid gardeners (10:56:52 PM) Jeremy Castelle: Because they didn't beg you to water them! Hah! (10:56:58 PM) SJulianIgnacio: mayyyyyybe (10:57:36 PM) Jeremy Castelle: I like that about plants. They're very peaceful, even when you hurt them. They can be forgiving, but very delicate too. (10:58:38 PM) SJulianIgnacio: I think I like you think that way. Or I might not be so lucky today. heh. (10:58:43 PM) SJulianIgnacio: OH. uhhhhhhh (10:58:53 PM) SJulianIgnacio: everyone's talking about these blackouts lately (10:59:11 PM) SJulianIgnacio: can't change the channel without hearing about em (10:59:27 PM) SJulianIgnacio: I saw angels talking about it (10:59:43 PM) SJulianIgnacio: like they thought this was something bigger (11:00:12 PM) SJulianIgnacio: did you know the boston prison had a break out/ (11:00:14 PM) SJulianIgnacio: ? (11:00:18 PM) Jeremy Castelle: It can feel that way, can't it? We've certainly had a lot of uppity demons recently. (11:00:31 PM) Jeremy Castelle: Maybe we should go out and investigate. (11:00:39 PM) Jeremy Castelle: Catch a few of those rats before they do something. (11:00:49 PM) SJulianIgnacio: yeah. That's horrible. (11:01:00 PM) Jeremy Castelle: Like Batman and Robin, just leave the villain tied up on the floor for the police to find. (11:01:09 PM) Jeremy Castelle: The prisoners, I mean. (11:01:27 PM) SJulianIgnacio: do we get to wear costumes? (11:02:08 PM) Jeremy Castelle: I don't think I could stop you if I tried. (11:02:17 PM) SJulianIgnacio: awe-freaking-some (11:02:21 PM) SJulianIgnacio: YESH (11:02:21 PM) Jeremy Castelle: When black leather is involved, I don't usually try. (11:02:39 PM) SJulianIgnacio: rawr. you knew I'd spiff it up didn't you? (11:04:02 PM) Jeremy Castelle: I'm familiar enough with what's in your closet by now. Heheheh. (11:05:00 PM) SJulianIgnacio: And damn baby. We sure have been getting a lot dud haunting calls lately (11:05:11 PM) SJulianIgnacio: I'm kinda getting tired of checking them out (11:05:22 PM) SJulianIgnacio: every now and then though (11:05:32 PM) Jeremy Castelle: That's kind of how it goes. People get scared and they don't really have it in them to check it out alone. (11:05:41 PM) Jeremy Castelle: the job isn't all about catching baddies, you know. (11:05:50 PM) SJulianIgnacio: I think I still feel an evil presence. but sometimes I think it's my imagination (11:05:56 PM) SJulianIgnacio: yeah, I know (11:05:56 PM) Jeremy Castelle: It's also about comforting people who are scared - legitimately scared of the bad things in the world. (11:06:05 PM) SJulianIgnacio: I guess (11:06:43 PM) Jeremy Castelle: Even if there's nothing there, them knowing that we showed up gives them faith to get by on when something does happen to them. DOn't you think that someone who's seen us is less likely to cave if they were attacked by an evil spirit? (11:07:09 PM) SJulianIgnacio: yeahhhhhhhh. I never thought of that (11:07:33 PM) SJulianIgnacio: sometimes you make me feel really stupid (11:08:24 PM) Jeremy Castelle: You're not. Don't say things like that. (11:09:31 PM) SJulianIgnacio: you know what I wish? (11:09:53 PM) SJulianIgnacio: That I put some damn bowling lanes in the Jubilee (11:10:07 PM) SJulianIgnacio: I want to have glow in the dark extreme bumper bowling (11:10:24 PM) SJulianIgnacio: why didn't I think of that when I designed the place? (11:12:35 PM) Jeremy Castelle: Bumper bowling is cheating. It's for people who can't aim. (11:13:02 PM) SJulianIgnacio: it's for little kids self esteem baby (11:15:14 PM) Jeremy Castelle: But you would play it too, and I know your aim isn't that bad. (11:15:15 PM) Jeremy Castelle: Heheheheh. (11:17:24 PM) SJulianIgnacio: Yeahhhhhhhhhhh. Hellz yeah I would play. (11:17:29 PM) SJulianIgnacio: And the kids would love it (11:17:39 PM) SJulianIgnacio: Um speaking of kids (11:17:50 PM) SJulianIgnacio: which I am constantly surrounded by now (11:17:53 PM) Jeremy Castelle: Yes? (11:17:53 PM) SJulianIgnacio: at work (11:17:59 PM) Jeremy Castelle: Wasn't that your dream? (11:18:56 PM) SJulianIgnacio: Yeah, I love it. and now we have this little baby. I'm sorta overwhelmed tho. I mean, ok.. FINE I'll tell you GOD DAMN. grah. OKOK.... (11:19:07 PM) SJulianIgnacio: so mayyyyyybe I prayed that you'd give me another kid (11:19:18 PM) SJulianIgnacio: but you wanted to wait (11:19:25 PM) SJulianIgnacio: and now - (11:19:29 PM) Jeremy Castelle: Well... now you've got Potato. (11:19:29 PM) SJulianIgnacio: I'm thinking... (11:19:42 PM) SJulianIgnacio: you dont think I made that happen do you? (11:19:51 PM) SJulianIgnacio: I like that damn potato (11:20:02 PM) SJulianIgnacio: which reminds me (11:20:22 PM) SJulianIgnacio: London said she was going to name it Cordy, Cordelia (11:20:27 PM) Jeremy Castelle: Cordelia? (11:20:31 PM) Jeremy Castelle: Eugh, I like Potato better. (11:20:53 PM) SJulianIgnacio: she was like, maybe she thought Cordelia Regina was ok (11:20:58 PM) Jeremy Castelle: And I don't know, cher... we may not get to keep her. You have to be prepared for that, okay? We don't know what will happen. (11:21:04 PM) Jeremy Castelle: I still like Potato better. (11:21:14 PM) SJulianIgnacio: Reggie... yeah (11:21:15 PM) SJulianIgnacio: um (11:21:20 PM) Jeremy Castelle: Veggie Potato. (11:21:25 PM) Jeremy Castelle: That's what I've been calling her (11:21:34 PM) SJulianIgnacio: because she's a VP (11:21:42 PM) SJulianIgnacio: VIP (11:21:45 PM) SJulianIgnacio: but (11:21:48 PM) SJulianIgnacio: lol (11:21:59 PM) SJulianIgnacio: I don't really want to give her back (11:22:18 PM) SJulianIgnacio: unless it were to london and she was free and safe (11:22:25 PM) SJulianIgnacio: but I dont think that will ever happen (11:22:42 PM) Jeremy Castelle: It may not be that we give her back... (11:22:44 PM) Jeremy Castelle: I'm sorry. (11:22:52 PM) SJulianIgnacio: what do you mean then (11:22:59 PM) Jeremy Castelle: There has to be something we can do. In case they attack to try to get her back. (11:23:45 PM) SJulianIgnacio: Yeah, well while I was at church, I stopped in to see Hahahel. That's why I was even there that day I saw London (11:24:08 PM) SJulianIgnacio: She went on something about a special kind of baptism (11:24:14 PM) SJulianIgnacio: something... (11:25:23 PM) Jeremy Castelle: Baptism... of course. But can she survive that? (11:25:30 PM) Jeremy Castelle: That would... hurt an awful lot, wouldn't it? (11:28:10 PM) SJulianIgnacio: yeahhhhhhh, she said some pretty insane sounding stuff, miraculous stuff. but it requires lot of faith. and four corners of good magic. sorta like, calling corners in witchcraft, only white not black like you might have seen on tv baby. I know you're not all into that stuff (11:29:57 PM) Jeremy Castelle: And what will happen to Potato? (11:30:49 PM) SJulianIgnacio: something about her being protected until she's old enough to decide on her own (11:31:01 PM) SJulianIgnacio: like growing up breaks the magic or something (11:31:31 PM) SJulianIgnacio: like she'd be like a blessed object (11:31:46 PM) SJulianIgnacio: I dont think Caim could touch her (11:32:01 PM) SJulianIgnacio: or at least if he did, it wouldn't be so fun (11:32:13 PM) Jeremy Castelle: What about London? (11:33:03 PM) SJulianIgnacio: she's not a demon. one just owns her soul. she's not affected like that (11:36:42 PM) Jeremy Castelle: I see. So that would actually make it possible for London to take her baby. But... would London help her make the right choice? Or just lead her back to Caim in some 20 years? (11:40:27 PM) SJulianIgnacio: well, that's the thing. idk. she could take care of it safely if she were to take to holy ground somewhere which I tried to explain I'd find her a safe place. but, she didn't seem so interested. She just kept saying she was betraying him just by talking and being there. I mean technically we could house her on earth till the end of her lifetime and she'd be safe from demon kind I suppose. I put some thought into that. but once she dies? she's still theirs... unless she were granted some sort of miracle. I dont know if she'd go running back after 20 years or not. Who knows man? Everything is a gamble. I don't even know if she'd go for it (11:41:25 PM) SJulianIgnacio: she seemed extremely wrapped up in what caim was feeling (11:41:43 PM) SJulianIgnacio: yet she admitted church just felt like the right place to go (11:42:13 PM) Jeremy Castelle: Maybe some time to think on what you said will be good for her. You can continue to guide her until she can make the right choice. (11:42:20 PM) Jeremy Castelle: Hopefully by then there will be a way to break such a contract. (11:43:33 PM) SJulianIgnacio: well look what God did for us? but, I'm not sure she has it in her to care more for her daughter than Caim, you should have seen her eyes. It was... (11:43:35 PM) SJulianIgnacio: well (11:43:38 PM) SJulianIgnacio: that's just it (11:43:41 PM) SJulianIgnacio: I felt (11:43:56 PM) SJulianIgnacio: like I was looking in a mirror of the eyes I used to look in (11:44:04 PM) SJulianIgnacio: before I changed (11:44:08 PM) SJulianIgnacio: it was creepy (11:44:17 PM) SJulianIgnacio: to think that look she had (11:44:24 PM) SJulianIgnacio: was also something I created (11:44:28 PM) SJulianIgnacio: before (11:44:39 PM) SJulianIgnacio: made me feel fucking weird (11:45:32 PM) SJulianIgnacio: I feel like (11:45:47 PM) SJulianIgnacio: I'm never really going to be allowed to stop repenting (11:45:58 PM) SJulianIgnacio: like I always have to keep asking forgiveness (11:46:18 PM) SJulianIgnacio: seeing all these things demons are doing, knowing I did it too (11:46:27 PM) SJulianIgnacio: it's fucking creepy (11:46:42 PM) Jeremy Castelle: What if you were born into that kind of life so that you'd be familiar with it now? So that you'd know it inside and out and have sympathy for those who are stuck in it? (11:46:55 PM) Jeremy Castelle: Maybe you're not supposed to feel sorry. Maybe you're supposed to feel understanding. (11:47:19 PM) SJulianIgnacio: that's why it's creepy (11:47:25 PM) SJulianIgnacio: because I do (11:47:31 PM) SJulianIgnacio: and there's this part of me (11:47:46 PM) SJulianIgnacio: that can still go... oh (11:48:20 PM) SJulianIgnacio: well I know how that was done. what an idiot. then I feel like shit for thinking that she was an idiot for falling for it (11:48:21 PM) SJulianIgnacio: then (11:48:37 PM) SJulianIgnacio: I told her I knew how cunning they were and it wasn't her fault (11:48:43 PM) SJulianIgnacio: but I still feel that (11:48:47 PM) SJulianIgnacio: first feeling (11:48:52 PM) SJulianIgnacio: and that's creepy too (11:50:11 PM) Jeremy Castelle: You should try to let go of that. (11:50:23 PM) Jeremy Castelle: they're not idiots. They're being manipulated and psychologically tortured. (11:50:28 PM) Jeremy Castelle: I never once thought you were an idiot. (11:52:40 PM) SJulianIgnacio: I know. I'm just so used to thinking that stuff. that's why I feel creepy catching myself think that way (11:52:47 PM) SJulianIgnacio: like I need to shower off (11:55:30 PM) Jeremy Castelle: I see... (11:55:37 PM) Jeremy Castelle: It'll be okay. (11:55:41 PM) Jeremy Castelle: You won't forget overnight. (11:57:10 PM) SJulianIgnacio: I guess so. (11:57:17 PM) SJulianIgnacio: Can we do something fun (11:57:28 PM) SJulianIgnacio: I'm tired of thinking about stuff that's sad (11:57:47 PM) Jeremy Castelle: Sure, okay. What do you want to do? (3/24/2012 12:01:57 AM) SJulianIgnacio: I wanna drive a semi-truck. (12:02:05 AM) SJulianIgnacio: have you ever driven one? (12:02:23 AM) SJulianIgnacio: do I need a special lisence (12:02:43 AM) SJulianIgnacio: one that looks like optimus prime (12:03:43 AM) Jeremy Castelle: Does a moving van count...? (12:04:09 AM) SJulianIgnacio: idk? I think those are smaller (12:04:46 AM) SJulianIgnacio: do they have one of those places around here where you can race real race cars? (12:04:51 AM) SJulianIgnacio: not go carts? (12:05:15 AM) Jeremy Castelle: I really don't know. Probably not. that would require a lot of safety business for a human. (12:05:30 AM) Jeremy Castelle: If you want to go for a car ride, we could just head out of the city for a while. (12:06:02 AM) SJulianIgnacio: can we drive fast? (12:06:21 AM) SJulianIgnacio: do you remember when I had a sports car? (12:06:48 AM) SJulianIgnacio: I'd take it on the open roads and fucking go nuts (12:07:01 AM) SJulianIgnacio: dirt flying everywhere (12:07:10 AM) SJulianIgnacio: that's not a sin is it? (12:07:18 AM) SJulianIgnacio: LETS DO IT (12:07:44 AM) Jeremy Castelle: Heh... no, it's fine. we can do that, as long as we don't crash into anyone. (12:09:01 AM) SJulianIgnacio: awe-freaking-some (12:09:05 AM) SJulianIgnacio: wait. (12:09:16 AM) SJulianIgnacio: are we driving my van off road? (12:09:19 AM) SJulianIgnacio: omg (12:09:21 AM) SJulianIgnacio: classic (12:09:34 AM) SJulianIgnacio: off road daddy-mobile (12:09:43 AM) SJulianIgnacio: I should trade that thing in (12:09:58 AM) Jeremy Castelle: Why would you trade in your daddy van? I thought you wanted to be a daddy again? (12:10:06 AM) SJulianIgnacio: yeahhhhhhhhhhhh. nevermind (12:10:11 AM) SJulianIgnacio: :D (12:12:22 AM) SJulianIgnacio: off road daddy mobile it is :D (12:12:59 AM) Jeremy Castelle: So how are we supposed to have more kids? (12:13:10 AM) Jeremy Castelle: If it involved getting you pregnant we would have already had at least 30. Heheh. (12:13:25 AM) SJulianIgnacio: hahaha I wish (12:13:28 AM) SJulianIgnacio: but no (12:13:45 AM) SJulianIgnacio: this involves what it always involves (12:14:14 AM) SJulianIgnacio: and that's a good jerk session and cup that seems wayyyyyyyy bigger than it looks when trying to fill it (12:14:29 AM) SJulianIgnacio: ONLY NOW (12:14:33 AM) SJulianIgnacio: ITS YOUR TURN (12:15:19 AM) Jeremy Castelle: But it's not quantity, it's quality. (12:15:44 AM) Jeremy Castelle: And you're half angel. Why don't you ask an angel to change you into a lady? I'll close my eyes and make it happen. (12:16:52 AM) SJulianIgnacio: I thought you were gay? (12:17:03 AM) Jeremy Castelle: Does that really matter anymore? (12:18:11 AM) SJulianIgnacio: yeah? I mean if I had a gutter down there would you really want to touch it? (12:18:25 AM) Jeremy Castelle: That implies there being some reason I wouldn't want to touch you. (12:18:50 AM) SJulianIgnacio: hmmmmmmmm. weird. (12:18:59 AM) SJulianIgnacio: I never thought about it before (12:19:06 AM) SJulianIgnacio: like you (12:19:11 AM) SJulianIgnacio: thinking that way I mean (12:19:40 AM) Jeremy Castelle: Thinking what way? I started out somewhat joking but you're taking this pretty seriously. (12:20:01 AM) Jeremy Castelle: And I mean... when you walk out in higher heels and more makeup than any other woman I've ever seen, I get used to it. (12:20:06 AM) SJulianIgnacio: I'm not being serious serious (12:20:24 AM) SJulianIgnacio: I just,,, idk. lol. (12:20:38 AM) SJulianIgnacio: I look better than them all too (12:21:05 AM) SJulianIgnacio: I know how to work it (12:21:16 AM) SJulianIgnacio: I mean. I did help invent those things remember (12:21:19 AM) Jeremy Castelle: Heh. Yeah, you bet. (12:21:38 AM) SJulianIgnacio: Me and Madam Pompadore were fucking tight (12:21:43 AM) Jeremy Castelle: We've also done things while you were in drag. (12:21:48 AM) Jeremy Castelle: So I'm surprised you're surprised. (12:21:57 AM) SJulianIgnacio: yeah but I'm hot in drag (12:22:15 AM) SJulianIgnacio: and sometimes it's not just drag. idk. you know me (12:22:17 AM) SJulianIgnacio: but (12:22:19 AM) SJulianIgnacio: like (12:22:29 AM) SJulianIgnacio: I just... idk... (12:22:31 AM) Jeremy Castelle: Well, it can't be that much different, can it? Not that I have any idea. But. (12:23:04 AM) SJulianIgnacio: I suppose not. but if it's not why does everyone make such a big deal out of it? (12:23:14 AM) SJulianIgnacio: but whatever (12:23:28 AM) Jeremy Castelle: I'm sure everyone has their own reason. (12:23:47 AM) SJulianIgnacio: I dont care. If I had a twat babe? I'd totally have your kid (12:23:53 AM) SJulianIgnacio: BUT as I do not (12:23:57 AM) SJulianIgnacio: CUP CUP CUP CUP (12:24:05 AM) Jeremy Castelle: Isn't there surgery for that? (12:24:24 AM) SJulianIgnacio: surgery? well yeah, but not for ovaries. just for twats (12:24:35 AM) Jeremy Castelle: Oh. So not the good part. (12:25:08 AM) SJulianIgnacio: depends on what you think is the good part. but yeahhhhhhhh not if baby making is the goal (12:25:26 AM) SJulianIgnacio: and wtf? would you really want me to get rid of my pretty dick (12:25:34 AM) SJulianIgnacio: I re-pierced it just for you (12:25:42 AM) Jeremy Castelle: Of course not! (12:25:53 AM) Jeremy Castelle: I could handle like a "for a day" thing, but. (12:27:17 AM) SJulianIgnacio: hahaha <3 ok baby. I'm just messing with you anyway. but lawd lawd do I remember tearing out those peircing and then the feeling that hit my stomach when you said you missed them (12:27:21 AM) SJulianIgnacio: boy oh boy (12:27:54 AM) SJulianIgnacio: that was some moment in my book babe (12:28:43 AM) Jeremy Castelle: I'm just full of surprises? (12:28:53 AM) SJulianIgnacio: you are. you mother fucking are (12:29:01 AM) Jeremy Castelle: Like this one. Is it bad if I'm kind of worried about being able to. Um. Perform for a cup? (12:30:26 AM) SJulianIgnacio: haha. see! SEE! and think how it's going to feel when you come home and your husband says things like "aww baby I'm so proud of you pouring your whole little heart into that cup I think you deserve dot dot dot..." (12:30:34 AM) SJulianIgnacio: Can not wait to do that to you (12:30:43 AM) SJulianIgnacio: I wasn't sure how I felt about that one (12:30:50 AM) SJulianIgnacio: kinda embarrassing (12:31:39 AM) Jeremy Castelle: But you never have problems. I swear you must do it in your sleep sometimes. (12:32:10 AM) SJulianIgnacio: I totally do. (12:32:15 AM) SJulianIgnacio: you should know this (12:32:21 AM) SJulianIgnacio: I sleep right next to you (12:32:35 AM) Jeremy Castelle: Sure, I know every time I wake up hot and sticky. (12:32:44 AM) Jeremy Castelle: It's a good thing I'm not really attached to bathing at night. (12:33:15 AM) SJulianIgnacio: well you try sleeping next to you and see if you could hold back (12:33:21 AM) SJulianIgnacio: yeah I dont think so (12:33:38 AM) SJulianIgnacio: Im not denying myself any pleasure (12:33:45 AM) Jeremy Castelle: Heh. You never do. (12:33:56 AM) SJulianIgnacio: why the hell would I want to do that? (12:34:43 AM) Jeremy Castelle: No reason. You're not the only one, anyway. I'm just much more discreet. (12:35:07 AM) SJulianIgnacio: no. you're selfish (12:35:17 AM) SJulianIgnacio: you could be sharing (12:35:53 AM) Jeremy Castelle: I am. I'm just so considerate I don't wake you from your dreams. (12:36:55 AM) Jeremy Castelle: There was one night I was having a dream about a ship, and when you started fidgeting around next to me it turned into a nightmare about being tossed around and sinking. (12:37:15 AM) Jeremy Castelle: You were rocking the boat (12:38:22 AM) SJulianIgnacio: puuuuuuuleeeeeeeeeze. there is no "rocking" I do that would give anyone nightmares. I'm like everyone's fucking fantasy. (12:38:34 AM) SJulianIgnacio: you have issues (12:38:35 AM) SJulianIgnacio: lol (12:39:16 AM) Jeremy Castelle: Oh, I was fine as soon as I woke up. Actually, it was a relief it was you and not a giant squid attached to my neck. (12:39:49 AM) SJulianIgnacio: I suddenly feel the need to see you in a Navy costume (12:40:01 AM) SJulianIgnacio: CAN WE BE SOLDIERS FOR HALLOWEEN (12:40:04 AM) Jeremy Castelle: I've never done the Navy, or the Marines. (12:42:03 AM) SJulianIgnacio: that's why we should be soldiers (12:42:14 AM) SJulianIgnacio: it's fun to be something we're not (12:42:18 AM) SJulianIgnacio: or ever were (12:42:45 AM) Jeremy Castelle: You know. I'll probably say yes, and you'll forget and change your mind at least three times till October. (12:42:56 AM) SJulianIgnacio: and? (12:43:28 AM) SJulianIgnacio: cooooooooome on. don't you want to see me in a little sailor suit? (12:43:36 AM) SJulianIgnacio: we'd get to match (12:45:07 AM) Jeremy Castelle: I'm on board with anything that has to do with you and seamen. (12:45:34 AM) SJulianIgnacio: I'll let you be the captain (12:46:18 AM) Jeremy Castelle: What if I make you go down below? Or swab the decks? Or what if I get really mad and make you walk the plank? (12:46:37 AM) SJulianIgnacio: I might go pirate on you? (12:46:44 AM) SJulianIgnacio: mutiny (12:47:14 AM) SJulianIgnacio: or I might just bat my eyes, salute real pretty, and suck you off really sweet like (12:47:19 AM) SJulianIgnacio: one or the other (12:47:23 AM) SJulianIgnacio: I'm not sure yet (12:47:27 AM) Jeremy Castelle: I'll have to put you in the brig and take your booty. (12:47:41 AM) Jeremy Castelle: (and the last three things I've said have been nothing but innuendo. Sometimes I love it when you don't notice.) (12:48:17 AM) SJulianIgnacio: I notice (12:48:20 AM) SJulianIgnacio: :P (12:49:06 AM) SJulianIgnacio: OH GOD (12:49:14 AM) SJulianIgnacio: the tractor song on (12:49:30 AM) SJulianIgnacio: incredible timing (12:49:44 AM) Jeremy Castelle: Ohh, I hope baby hasn't been out in the rain and that the tenants are keeping her warm and shined... (12:50:05 AM) SJulianIgnacio: I've been taking Koko over there (12:50:09 AM) Jeremy Castelle: If they even so much as forgot to put the fuzzy little cozy thing over her stick I'll scream. (12:50:32 AM) SJulianIgnacio: the one I knitted? (12:50:45 AM) SJulianIgnacio: but um (12:50:49 AM) SJulianIgnacio: HOLD ON (12:50:57 AM) SJulianIgnacio: slow and back up (12:51:08 AM) SJulianIgnacio: are you really gonna go wack off in a cup (12:51:28 AM) SJulianIgnacio: or were we just dicking around (12:52:48 AM) Jeremy Castelle: Um. Well. I don't know... we haven't been honeymooning for long, and I'm nervous about whether or not it will work. I guess they'll check for that? But I had been so used to thinking that kind of thing would never happen for me. (12:53:49 AM) SJulianIgnacio: yeah it's a new thought. I think that's why I can't stop thinking about it. I've never been good at not following my curiosity. I really should have been a cat (12:53:56 AM) SJulianIgnacio: I WANNA KNOW (12:54:11 AM) Jeremy Castelle: I'm glad you're not a cat, since curiosity killed it. (12:54:22 AM) SJulianIgnacio: oh. yeah that's not good (12:54:50 AM) SJulianIgnacio: or maybe I just want to see you wack off in a cup (12:55:00 AM) SJulianIgnacio: you could practice at home (12:55:02 AM) SJulianIgnacio: hehehehehe (12:55:19 AM) Jeremy Castelle: There are a LOT of other things I'd rather. Uh. Perform into. (12:55:29 AM) SJulianIgnacio: I could help you. give you a few pointer. since I'm an expert now and all (12:55:32 AM) SJulianIgnacio: hehehehehe (12:55:37 AM) SJulianIgnacio: I"m getting a kick out of this (12:56:21 AM) Jeremy Castelle: Are you sure you don't want to magic a baby? Cabbage patch? (12:56:48 AM) SJulianIgnacio: how do I magic a baby? (12:57:02 AM) Jeremy Castelle: Pull one out of a hat? (12:57:52 AM) SJulianIgnacio: ehhhhhhhh, I'm only practiced with birds, rabbits, squirrels, chinchies, rats, and iguanas (12:58:04 AM) SJulianIgnacio: I never pulled a people baby out (12:58:08 AM) SJulianIgnacio: sorry (12:58:13 AM) SJulianIgnacio: guess it's all you (12:58:36 AM) Jeremy Castelle: ah... well... shucks. (12:59:00 AM) SJulianIgnacio: fine. dont do it. but that means no blonde hair babies. (12:59:03 AM) SJulianIgnacio: sigh (12:59:18 AM) SJulianIgnacio: I knew someday you'd stop giving me everything I wanted (12:59:27 AM) SJulianIgnacio: at least I have a potato (12:59:47 AM) Jeremy Castelle: ... we could have named the cabbage patch baby Cabbage, and had Cabbage and Potato. (1:02:50 AM) SJulianIgnacio: why stop there? we could go and really gamble and pluck one from the garbage pail kids (1:02:59 AM) SJulianIgnacio: remember those? (1:05:18 AM) Jeremy Castelle: I don't think I do, no. (1:06:06 AM) Jeremy Castelle: But would that be considered kidnapping or adopting an orphan? (1:08:22 AM) SJulianIgnacio: yeah. I guess it would. and you know how magic works right baby? what you get an equal exchange happens out there somewhere. we make life, then life is taken elsewhere. There goes your magic idea. GUESS WE'RE BACK TO YOU AND THAT CUP. (1:08:34 AM) SJulianIgnacio: you could tape a picture of me in the nude on the side (1:09:11 AM) Jeremy Castelle: Can't you just help so I don't have to think about the cup at all? (1:09:27 AM) SJulianIgnacio: I asked you that when I had to go (1:09:30 AM) SJulianIgnacio: and you said no (1:09:46 AM) SJulianIgnacio: but you let me call you from the little jerk off room (1:10:10 AM) SJulianIgnacio: I need a jerk off room (1:10:14 AM) SJulianIgnacio: in the house (1:10:17 AM) SJulianIgnacio: naw (1:10:19 AM) SJulianIgnacio: nevermind (1:10:24 AM) SJulianIgnacio: I use all the room anyway (1:10:34 AM) SJulianIgnacio: rooms* (1:10:40 AM) Jeremy Castelle: I was about to say. Which one isn't? (1:10:49 AM) Jeremy Castelle: But. (1:10:51 AM) Jeremy Castelle: Baby. (1:10:55 AM) Jeremy Castelle: This is me. (1:10:58 AM) Jeremy Castelle: And a cup. (1:11:11 AM) Jeremy Castelle: I don't know why, but the cup is... ick. (1:11:39 AM) SJulianIgnacio: you're allowed magazines and videos in the room (1:11:52 AM) SJulianIgnacio: you should take MY videos with you (1:12:18 AM) Jeremy Castelle: Ugh. I couldn't have any other. (1:12:33 AM) SJulianIgnacio: yeah actually that weirded me out (1:12:47 AM) SJulianIgnacio: the lady had two piles of porn (1:12:55 AM) SJulianIgnacio: and asked wich one I wanted (1:13:01 AM) SJulianIgnacio: male or female (1:13:05 AM) SJulianIgnacio: so fucking weird (1:13:15 AM) SJulianIgnacio: the whole situation is just (1:13:16 AM) SJulianIgnacio: weird (1:14:48 AM) Jeremy Castelle: At least she gave you a choice? (1:14:58 AM) Jeremy Castelle: She could have handed you a bunch of women and told you to have fun. Then you'd really be stuck. (1:15:21 AM) SJulianIgnacio: yeaaaaaaaaaaaaaah. I didnt' use em tho (1:15:32 AM) SJulianIgnacio: I talked with you remember? (1:15:41 AM) Jeremy Castelle: Of course I do. that was fun. (1:16:31 AM) SJulianIgnacio: i dunno. I mean on one hand, I was thinking wow... we're free... (1:16:41 AM) SJulianIgnacio: then we got little potato (1:16:59 AM) SJulianIgnacio: and idk... (1:17:21 AM) Jeremy Castelle: And it seems too easy to have just one baby after raising triplets? Heh (1:17:37 AM) SJulianIgnacio: it really does (1:18:03 AM) SJulianIgnacio: but, then idk... maybe I just need to fill more of my time (1:18:18 AM) SJulianIgnacio: you know how me and bordom doesn't mix well (1:18:34 AM) SJulianIgnacio: maybe I should go back to that caberet after all (1:19:03 AM) Jeremy Castelle: So your choices are have a baby or dance around half-naked? (1:19:15 AM) Jeremy Castelle: Well. I guess you're not suited to building model airplanes like me. (1:20:00 AM) SJulianIgnacio: hey. I have boat model I've been working on. but, babe? really? I mean, there's just only so much quiet time one can handle (1:22:14 AM) SJulianIgnacio: sigh (1:22:19 AM) SJulianIgnacio: I miss the kids (1:22:29 AM) SJulianIgnacio: can't we go visit them (1:22:41 AM) SJulianIgnacio: let's make them all come for easter dinner (1:22:46 AM) Jeremy Castelle: I know. It's rough that they're out doing their own things now. But they have to be relieved too, to have the freedom to do so. (1:22:54 AM) Jeremy Castelle: And of course. They have to spend a holiday with us. (1:23:31 AM) Jeremy Castelle: Who knows. Maybe Jean or Jacques will have gotten a girlfriend pregnant and there will be babies after all. (1:23:41 AM) Jeremy Castelle: Stacey isn't allowed yet. I would shoot the bastard who did it in the face. (1:24:01 AM) SJulianIgnacio: That would be awesome on all counts. (1:24:13 AM) SJulianIgnacio: because I totally got a stiffy when you shot caim (1:24:16 AM) SJulianIgnacio: But wait (1:24:30 AM) SJulianIgnacio: why do you have different standards for the boys (1:24:42 AM) SJulianIgnacio: they're all the same age (1:25:09 AM) SJulianIgnacio: *narrows eyes at you big time* (1:25:34 AM) Jeremy Castelle: I can make the boys take responsibility. If the ass who knocked up my daughter doesn't, all I can do is shoot him in the face. (1:25:58 AM) SJulianIgnacio: mhm. nice save (1:27:45 AM) Jeremy Castelle: Oh, shush. I've always felt that way about our princess. I'm not ready to let the first kids go yet. Maybe it feels a bit weird yet to talk about more when the first ones are hardly gone.