Who Jules and Jeremie What Chat about Koko/Koko's mother, Amon, Asmo, & Damia & Easter Bunnies & Shooting Preachers with Laser Tag Guns When March 6th Where/Type Online - AIM chat Warning Language Status Complete
(10:25:35 PM) SJulianIgnacio: um (10:25:37 PM) SJulianIgnacio: baby? (10:26:00 PM) Jeremy Castelle: Hey sweetie. What's going on? (10:26:13 PM) SJulianIgnacio: I think I have a problem (10:26:29 PM) SJulianIgnacio: You know Koko? (10:26:46 PM) Jeremy Castelle: Do I? (10:27:39 PM) SJulianIgnacio: Well, I've been talking to him lately. He's come to play laser tag with me. He's a little white witch. Attends service out there at the Holy Trinity (10:28:06 PM) SJulianIgnacio: But, he's gotten all wrapped up in preaching God to some demons online (10:28:16 PM) SJulianIgnacio: and I kinda stepped in (10:28:25 PM) SJulianIgnacio: to take the attention off Koko (10:28:39 PM) SJulianIgnacio: he didn't know who he was talking to (10:28:56 PM) Jeremy Castelle: Oh. Okay? (10:29:33 PM) SJulianIgnacio: Well, beside that... Koko's mother is missing. Remember when I asked if I could take a case if I wasn't sure the supernatural was involved? (10:29:40 PM) SJulianIgnacio: well... come to find out (10:29:51 PM) SJulianIgnacio: Asmodeous took his mother (10:30:00 PM) SJulianIgnacio: I talked with asmo he was bragging (10:30:06 PM) SJulianIgnacio: but it gets worse (10:30:32 PM) SJulianIgnacio: His flapping jaws led me to believe Koko's with Satan (10:30:40 PM) SJulianIgnacio: I mean Koko's mother (10:30:42 PM) Jeremy Castelle: What?! (10:30:46 PM) SJulianIgnacio: yeah (10:30:53 PM) SJulianIgnacio: and I dont mean dead in hell (10:30:59 PM) Jeremy Castelle: I don't know if there's anything we can do about that... not without major, major backup. (10:30:59 PM) SJulianIgnacio: I mean here on earth (10:31:08 PM) SJulianIgnacio: yeah exactly (10:31:32 PM) SJulianIgnacio: And not only that. but ya know, uhhhhh um (10:31:45 PM) Jeremy Castelle: Spit it out, baby. (10:31:51 PM) SJulianIgnacio: you remember how Asmo well, I was his student once upon a time? (10:32:22 PM) SJulianIgnacio: Well, I'm having a hard time dealing in his smack talk. I gotta keep a level head here (10:32:37 PM) SJulianIgnacio: He's really enjoying taunting me about the old days (10:32:42 PM) SJulianIgnacio: and Amon too (10:33:00 PM) Jeremy Castelle: What did he do to you? (10:33:04 PM) SJulianIgnacio: I think they've targeted Koko now, just to get to me (10:33:32 PM) SJulianIgnacio: they seem very amused I'm married to you (10:33:39 PM) Jeremy Castelle: What's so funny about that? (10:35:48 PM) SJulianIgnacio: Amon told me to remind you he had me first. Stupid shit like that. idk. And Asmo telling me how much potential I had and Asmo reminding me of all the noises I used to make, he wasn't exactly uhhhhh gentle. But, All the talking basically lead to a threat against Koko warning me to keep real good watch over him laughing about it like I didn't have the ability. (10:36:09 PM) SJulianIgnacio: I mean amon reminding me (10:36:26 PM) SJulianIgnacio: but ehhhhhhh, it's stupid shit. but, they can really get under my skin (10:36:38 PM) SJulianIgnacio: and it's hard to think clear on what to do for Koko (10:37:21 PM) Jeremy Castelle: Heh. Don't you listen to them, baby. I know what they did but don't you forget that I loved you first. (10:37:31 PM) Jeremy Castelle: Anyway. If Koko wants to stay with us for a while, he can. (10:38:57 PM) SJulianIgnacio: yeah ok. I'll see if I can find him. I always pictured being a gardian angel meant helping people in their lowest moments and helping them make decisions, lifting spirits. idk. I didnt' realize it was about to get that personal (10:39:37 PM) Jeremy Castelle: I didn't think they would forget you forever. They may not be able to touch us now like they could before, or track us around, but they won't forget. (10:40:04 PM) Jeremy Castelle: I guess I had hoped that as the years went by I'd be able to help you make something that totally blocks that out. (10:40:35 PM) Jeremy Castelle: Because you're not the same person they used to toy with. You're a sweet guy with a family and a business that makes people happy. (10:40:53 PM) Jeremy Castelle: they didn't have /you/. (10:40:57 PM) Jeremy Castelle: I have you, baby. (10:43:03 PM) SJulianIgnacio: yeah. I know you're right baby. heh. I love you. I was all gung ho about this CPI thing and ready to take on demons too if it came to that. This Koko thing, idk... How good of a gaurdian angel can I really be if I'm leading the threats to him? (10:45:10 PM) Jeremy Castelle: It's not your fault. They're strong, they'll find a target if they want one. That's not up to you, unfortunately. What is up to you is how you handle them. Don't forget that we're not here to judge. Not anyone, from humans to demons to anything in between. That's God's job. We don't look for targets. God leads us to them by presenting them to us in our lives and we carry out the law of love. (10:49:37 PM) SJulianIgnacio: yeah. ok. ummmmmmmm. speaking of not choosing or judging... (10:49:49 PM) SJulianIgnacio: You wont believe who is in town (10:49:54 PM) Jeremy Castelle: who? (10:50:00 PM) SJulianIgnacio: DAMIA FUCKING GREY (10:50:10 PM) Jeremy Castelle: I don't remember. (10:50:47 PM) SJulianIgnacio: aw baby. once upon time maybe it was before I met you. or before we fled town actually, but she was Henry's snake sitter whenever I went out of town (10:50:55 PM) SJulianIgnacio: like one of my Bff's (10:51:01 PM) SJulianIgnacio: from the old days (10:51:18 PM) Jeremy Castelle: Ah, alright. (10:51:23 PM) Jeremy Castelle: And what does she think of you now? heh. (10:51:32 PM) Jeremy Castelle: I have to admit I am a little curious about what old friends of yours think of us now. (10:55:32 PM) SJulianIgnacio: She always loved me anyway back then. But, she's a snake shifter. She's the one I told you I would go cause pranks with like once we invaded a mormon church pot luck picnic and she shifted and ran around the place while I cast my illusions. we even hit the news. people thought some kind of oracle or second coming was happening when the serpent appeared. Funniest stuff ever. But, uhhhhhhhhh. she's been through a lot of stuff with me, back when thing were really bad and I was a target and being punished. so, she knows Hell aint no pretty thing. But, here's the kicker, she found out she's like the greatgreatgreatgreatgreatgreat grandaughter of Ornias. I'm hoping she's so diluted she's off the demonic obligation charts ya know? I'm a little worried for her. But, yeah I told her about my change. (10:55:34 PM) SJulianIgnacio: she (10:55:47 PM) SJulianIgnacio: just seemed happy I still seemed like me (10:56:01 PM) SJulianIgnacio: she didn't want me to turn into some preaching prude (10:56:16 PM) SJulianIgnacio: all uppitty on religion (10:56:36 PM) SJulianIgnacio: we spend a good amount of time together mocking the institution (10:56:49 PM) SJulianIgnacio: but, she did want to know who to avoid (10:56:57 PM) SJulianIgnacio: now that she knows her heritage (10:56:59 PM) Jeremy Castelle: Did you really?? (10:57:02 PM) Jeremy Castelle: Mock christianity. (10:57:21 PM) SJulianIgnacio: we mocked churches all the time back in the day (10:57:27 PM) Jeremy Castelle: Heh. (10:57:28 PM) SJulianIgnacio: it was kinda our thing (10:57:31 PM) Jeremy Castelle: That's really. (10:57:33 PM) Jeremy Castelle: Funny. (10:57:36 PM) Jeremy Castelle: Look at you now, huh? (10:58:10 PM) SJulianIgnacio: yeah. heh. she realized I wasn't a bible beater about the time I told her my newest complusion (10:58:31 PM) SJulianIgnacio: I'm not sure if I stop myself (10:58:41 PM) Jeremy Castelle: Your newest compulsion? (10:58:51 PM) SJulianIgnacio: laser tag targets (10:58:53 PM) Jeremy Castelle: And mh. Bible beaters are just people who have forgotten who the judge is. (10:59:10 PM) SJulianIgnacio: I wanna put them under the pews and the pulpit (10:59:19 PM) SJulianIgnacio: and shoot them during service (10:59:43 PM) Jeremy Castelle: Why don't you organize for the local youth group to play laser tag with us? (10:59:51 PM) Jeremy Castelle: After-school event. (11:00:26 PM) SJulianIgnacio: yeah I can do that too. *LIGHTBULB* and the church service shenannigans would be the best way to advertise it! (11:01:10 PM) Jeremy Castelle: Get the preacher in on it. Have him tell all the kids before they go off to study that he has a surprise for them. And then he can let you shoot the target and make all kinds of noise and get them really excited. Wear a target and have the preacher shootit. (11:01:40 PM) Jeremy Castelle: it's almost easter. It's time to celebrate life and fun. It's your season, baby. (11:02:50 PM) SJulianIgnacio: you mean ask permission first? hmmmmmmmm? yeah, I guess that's ok. As long as it still shocks the shit out of somebody. (11:03:01 PM) SJulianIgnacio: and it is! (11:03:05 PM) SJulianIgnacio: It's bunny season! (11:03:09 PM) Jeremy Castelle: Just the preacher. You don't want to make /everyone/ angry. Heheheh. (11:03:16 PM) Jeremy Castelle: Is it wabbit season? (11:03:50 PM) SJulianIgnacio: YES. I remember our first easter you got me bunny (11:03:59 PM) SJulianIgnacio: I miss him. Can we get a new one? (11:04:18 PM) Jeremy Castelle: Then what's my easter surprise? (11:04:24 PM) Jeremy Castelle: Do I get to chase my favorite tail? Heheheheheh. (11:05:17 PM) SJulianIgnacio: I've been decorating the belt I usually hold my bouncey tail on with (11:05:24 PM) SJulianIgnacio: juuuuuuuust saying (11:05:52 PM) Jeremy Castelle: Is that so? (11:07:02 PM) SJulianIgnacio: Yup. That is so. (11:07:12 PM) Jeremy Castelle: That's definitely good enough for me. (11:07:16 PM) Jeremy Castelle: A bunny it is. (11:07:19 PM) Jeremy Castelle: And maybe some chocolate... (11:08:59 PM) SJulianIgnacio: YAY. Come to the pet shop with me? And and and... I can't wait to see how Smokey reacts. and Mmmmmmm chocolate. I want to BE a chocolate bunny (11:09:11 PM) SJulianIgnacio: OMGOMGOMGOGMOGMGOMGOGMOGMG (11:09:16 PM) SJulianIgnacio: JEREMIE (11:09:19 PM) SJulianIgnacio: LOOK (11:09:23 PM) SJulianIgnacio: http://26.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lbu52mCZBe1qbx09jo1_500.jpg (11:09:29 PM) Jeremy Castelle: Smokey is so little yet I imagine he'll just hide under something. (11:09:42 PM) Jeremy Castelle: What is that? (11:09:45 PM) SJulianIgnacio: I want to perform for that camera (11:09:51 PM) SJulianIgnacio: slash gun (11:09:52 PM) SJulianIgnacio: lolol (11:10:09 PM) Jeremy Castelle: Perform, eh? I wouldn't be against a few boudoir photos. (11:10:39 PM) SJulianIgnacio: good because it'll be more exciting to see you as the camera man if you were pointing that cam at me. (11:10:53 PM) SJulianIgnacio: you always look hot armed (11:11:50 PM) Jeremy Castelle: I'm packing heat just for you. (11:15:22 PM) SJulianIgnacio: hehe. Don't I fucking know it?! Ok so mayyyyyyyybe I couldn't help myself and told asmo something about you (11:15:36 PM) Jeremy Castelle: ... what did you say? (11:19:19 PM) SJulianIgnacio: well he was going on calling me sweetness and sunshine and his baby boy and all that stuff he used to call me and telling me he knew I had to still think about, how he loved the feeling of me in his arms. heh..said he betted I was still as sweet as ever... like candy... . but I told him that king of lust he had no clue what pleasure was that he'd never feel what you could do to me and his lessons were lacking. (11:20:06 PM) Jeremy Castelle: Okay...? Did that end in something bad? (11:20:19 PM) SJulianIgnacio: yeah that's when he threatened koko (11:20:21 PM) SJulianIgnacio: heh (11:22:40 PM) SJulianIgnacio: I think I forgot how small debates can trigger such bad things (11:27:23 PM) Jeremy Castelle: You hit his pride. Not that I would have wanted you to say anything else. Heh. (11:27:55 PM) Jeremy Castelle: but... now we're going to have to back up your words. He's going to retaliate and we're going to have to put him down. (11:28:59 PM) SJulianIgnacio: yeah. He also told me I was prideful and boastful too. Do you think I am? (11:29:16 PM) SJulianIgnacio: I'm scared he's right (11:31:50 PM) Jeremy Castelle: No, baby. I love you. You have a colorful personality. (11:32:56 PM) SJulianIgnacio: Just like a demon to make me doubt myself. I love you baby (11:33:12 PM) Jeremy Castelle: Exactly. (11:33:49 PM) Jeremy Castelle: It's not wrong to be happy that you have nice things and that your husband and God love you.