Who Chess and Kay What AIM Chat where Kay freaks out after finding his mother is back Warnings Language and franticness Status Complete
(11:56:44 PM) showmejazzhands: We have to leave. Now. Fuck the tour, fuck your fans we have to go! (11:57:06 PM) PittSoDeep: what are you talking about (11:57:18 PM) showmejazzhands: Exactly what I said pack your shit (11:57:22 PM) PittSoDeep: I thought we were soaking it for it's worth (11:57:33 PM) PittSoDeep: for the island (11:58:01 PM) showmejazzhands: I'm serious Chess. It doesnt matter where we go we just have to go now. You can't play the show tonight (11:58:51 PM) PittSoDeep: You're scaring me (11:59:20 PM) PittSoDeep: You never talk like this. I'll pack, but where are we going (11:59:32 PM) showmejazzhands: I don't know. It dopesn't matter (12:00:00 AM) PittSoDeep: ok? Then where do we tell the driver to go? or are we driving ourself? (12:00:15 AM) PittSoDeep: How many shows am I canceling (12:00:54 AM) showmejazzhands: we're driving ourselves and not in the RV. Any single one that's not already sold out and that you've given out backstage passes for. (12:03:16 AM) PittSoDeep: um, they're sold out for like 2 weeks in advance and I've been giving passes to kids for shows out for the next 2 months (12:03:20 AM) PittSoDeep: are you serious? (12:03:29 AM) PittSoDeep: you're not just fucking with me (12:03:47 AM) showmejazzhands: if you ever, ever see this woman http://www.vocejaleu.com.br/wp-content/uploads/2012/04/Angelina_Jolie_53.jpg you call every angel you know, you turn, you run and you don't fucking stop running you hear me? (12:04:35 AM) PittSoDeep: doesn't look familiar. but ok. (12:04:41 AM) PittSoDeep: who is she Kay (12:04:46 AM) PittSoDeep: you're really scaring me now (12:05:03 AM) showmejazzhands: you signed an autograph and gave her backstage passes. (12:05:08 AM) showmejazzhands: she's my mother. (12:05:53 AM) PittSoDeep: she's too young. really? that's her? I pictured. idk I didn't picture her like that. fuck kay. what's going on? (12:06:01 AM) PittSoDeep: and I don't remember anyone like her (12:06:25 AM) PittSoDeep: she's really a witch right? like jean said. (12:06:36 AM) showmejazzhands: yeah. (12:06:48 AM) PittSoDeep: is she like in snow white (12:07:01 AM) PittSoDeep: and can be ugly old hag with shiney apples (12:07:11 AM) PittSoDeep: I seriously dont remember seeing her (12:08:00 AM) showmejazzhands: i don't know what she can do. all i know is that if she has something you signed like she said then we're screwed (12:08:20 AM) PittSoDeep: what can she do with that (12:09:07 AM) showmejazzhands: if it's real and you signed it personally well....imagine what an evil motherfucking witch can do with a strand of hair and a voodoo doll. (12:09:24 AM) PittSoDeep: mother fuck Kay. (12:09:40 AM) PittSoDeep: what if she could anybody (12:09:46 AM) PittSoDeep: I dont remember that bitch (12:10:00 AM) PittSoDeep: what if she's the driver. (12:10:08 AM) PittSoDeep: I'm so out (12:10:18 AM) PittSoDeep: Get hooker (12:10:33 AM) PittSoDeep: take the money and run. (12:10:44 AM) PittSoDeep: fuck. (12:10:51 AM) PittSoDeep: this is a little nuts kay (12:11:09 AM) showmejazzhands: i doubt she's the driver babe. I'd see it. I'd see her. Besides. she's too vain to stay hidden (12:11:29 AM) PittSoDeep: isn't there something else we can do. and KAY (12:11:36 AM) PittSoDeep: don't leave my damn side (12:11:39 AM) PittSoDeep: so you can see (12:11:50 AM) PittSoDeep: I'm getting a little freaked out (12:12:15 AM) showmejazzhands: she's not indestructable. she's not immortal. you see her or I tell you to shoot, you motherfucking pull that trigger Chess, I don't care who you think you're looking at. (12:12:41 AM) PittSoDeep: ok. I promise (12:12:54 AM) PittSoDeep: ok let's breathe (12:13:10 AM) PittSoDeep: she's not in here then. you would have seen her (12:14:06 AM) showmejazzhands: I'm so sorry I dragged you into this (12:14:27 AM) PittSoDeep: you didn't drag me into anything (12:14:58 AM) PittSoDeep: but Kay. how did you figure out she's back (12:15:18 AM) PittSoDeep: what about those demons you said you know (12:15:34 AM) PittSoDeep: idk... anything. we'll get through it (12:15:50 AM) showmejazzhands: she contacted me (12:15:58 AM) PittSoDeep: what's she want (12:16:15 AM) showmejazzhands: the house keys and for me to sign the deed to the house back over to her. (12:16:40 AM) PittSoDeep: so do it and maybe she'll stay away (12:16:57 AM) showmejazzhands: you dont know her (12:17:15 AM) PittSoDeep: no I don't. I only know what you've told me and (12:17:18 AM) PittSoDeep: well (12:17:24 AM) PittSoDeep: that's little to go on (12:17:36 AM) PittSoDeep: you never want to talk about it (12:17:52 AM) PittSoDeep: and I respected that really (12:18:09 AM) PittSoDeep: but now you say she's up around me and that's a little freaky (12:18:20 AM) PittSoDeep: I think I need to know everything kay (12:18:32 AM) showmejazzhands: no, trust me, you don't. (12:18:38 AM) PittSoDeep: why (12:18:56 AM) showmejazzhands: you wanna know you ask Jean. Because I'm not going to be the motherfucking reason you never sleep again (12:19:47 AM) PittSoDeep: I'm not talking to jean (12:19:55 AM) PittSoDeep: at all (12:19:57 AM) showmejazzhands: then ask his fucking fairy father (12:20:12 AM) PittSoDeep: are you still talking to Jules? (12:20:25 AM) showmejazzhands: i've never been on a talkign basis with him (12:20:32 AM) PittSoDeep: then I'm not either (12:20:44 AM) showmejazzhands: fine, then you won't know (12:20:55 AM) PittSoDeep: fine. I trust you (12:21:31 AM) showmejazzhands: you shouldn't. you shouldn't fucking trust anyone (12:21:44 AM) PittSoDeep: too bad. you're the only one (12:21:54 AM) PittSoDeep: call me a rebel I dont give a shit (12:22:06 AM) showmejazzhands: and what if someone shows up pretending to be me? (12:22:22 AM) PittSoDeep: they can't trick me (12:22:26 AM) PittSoDeep: I know you (12:22:51 AM) PittSoDeep: every line of you every flaw every pigment of skin that changes. trust me (12:23:19 AM) showmejazzhands: you fucking better (12:23:42 AM) showmejazzhands: fuck forget it. don't cancel your shows. (12:27:16 AM) PittSoDeep: ok. are you sure I"m on hold with the agent (12:27:40 AM) showmejazzhands: you've waitred so long to be backl on that stage. yeah i'm sure. (12:28:22 AM) PittSoDeep: I've never seen you this scared Kay. (12:29:03 AM) PittSoDeep: just dont leave me alone out there ok. I want you to be able to see her (12:30:14 AM) PittSoDeep: I think someone's knocking (12:30:48 AM) PittSoDeep: wtf kay (12:31:10 AM) PittSoDeep: I thought you weren't talking to jean. he says he's here to see you (12:31:18 AM) showmejazzhands: yeah (12:31:41 AM) showmejazzhands: can't make him shut up over the net figured i might be able to do it in person (12:32:31 AM) PittSoDeep: makes sense. where are you? I'm going to the bedroom side. get rid of him then. (12:32:47 AM) PittSoDeep: He's sitting in the front (12:32:59 AM) PittSoDeep: and no leaving the RV once you're back (12:33:16 AM) PittSoDeep: I might be a little freaked out right now (12:33:24 AM) PittSoDeep: but only a little (12:33:25 AM) PittSoDeep: yeah (12:34:24 AM) showmejazzhands: I'm on my way back. tell him i'll meet him outside the RV, i'll come right in once he's gone. (12:34:47 AM) PittSoDeep: ok. I"ll tell him. (12:34:51 AM) PittSoDeep: thanks