beobscene (beobscene) wrote in thegrand_ic, @ 2012-09-08 17:23:00 |
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Entry tags: | jean-auguste charbonneau, kaydence wilde |
Who Jean-Auguste and Kay
What Aim Chat about Chess punching him again and Jean finally telling Kay what Jules transcribed from all the documents they got out of the haunted house - It doesn't end well
Warnings Language
Status Complete
(3:06:37 AM) showmejazzhands: How's the nose?
(3:08:00 AM) JudgeGatesofSyn: like you don't know
(3:08:09 AM) showmejazzhands: dont know what?
(3:08:57 AM) JudgeGatesofSyn: you wouldn't ask such a fucking question if you didn't. Don't play dumb Kay. I'm not
(3:09:16 AM) showmejazzhands: the fuck you angry at me for, bat boy?
(3:09:23 AM) JudgeGatesofSyn: http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m9y6b
(3:09:37 AM) showmejazzhands: good for you
(3:09:40 AM) JudgeGatesofSyn: I'm a little disturbed
(3:09:46 AM) JudgeGatesofSyn: that chess can't think for himself
(3:09:52 AM) JudgeGatesofSyn: when it comes to you
(3:10:22 AM) showmejazzhands: can't think for himself about what?
(3:10:45 AM) JudgeGatesofSyn: Like if you say jump he says how high
(3:11:25 AM) showmejazzhands: ah. so you think he punched you in the face cause I told him to? tsk tsk. poor angel reading skills on your part
(3:12:11 AM) showmejazzhands: he got something out of it, don't you worry
(3:12:32 AM) JudgeGatesofSyn: what's that?
(3:12:42 AM) showmejazzhands: me. in a suit.
(3:13:01 AM) JudgeGatesofSyn: he punched me in the face just to get you to wear a suit?
(3:13:11 AM) showmejazzhands: well...yeah
(3:13:16 AM) JudgeGatesofSyn: so all that shit he said to me was just made up?
(3:13:23 AM) showmejazzhands: what shit?
(3:14:06 AM) JudgeGatesofSyn: about being pissed off I clone you and jack off without him
(3:14:43 AM) showmejazzhands: oh no, that was all Chess, he pretty much wanted to punch you anyway, my two cents, I told him if he broke bone I'd wear the suit.
(3:14:48 AM) showmejazzhands: really it is all your faukt
(3:14:51 AM) showmejazzhands: *faukt
(3:14:54 AM) showmejazzhands: *fault
(3:16:22 AM) JudgeGatesofSyn: yeah well. fuck you both. you guys aren't even thinking of what that skill could do for you
(3:16:57 AM) JudgeGatesofSyn: http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m9zu1
(3:17:21 AM) showmejazzhands: right. you really fucking think I want another me in the room while I fuck? Sorry kid, not all of us are self preening wierdos
(3:17:37 AM) JudgeGatesofSyn: what about another chess?
(3:17:47 AM) showmejazzhands: he wouldn't be real, he
(3:17:54 AM) showmejazzhands: he'd be how you wanted him to be
(3:18:01 AM) showmejazzhands: not gonna happen
(3:18:18 AM) JudgeGatesofSyn: your loss
(3:18:31 AM) showmejazzhands: keep thinking that
(3:19:21 AM) JudgeGatesofSyn: I know that
(3:19:32 AM) showmejazzhands: whatever you need to tell yourself
(3:20:32 AM) JudgeGatesofSyn: hey for real tho
(3:20:42 AM) JudgeGatesofSyn: did you notice Chess is like...
(3:20:45 AM) JudgeGatesofSyn: everywhere you turn
(3:21:20 AM) showmejazzhands: my own personal fucking shadow? yeah I have
(3:21:43 AM) JudgeGatesofSyn: I meant his brand
(3:22:06 AM) JudgeGatesofSyn: like magazines and papers and online and inside the bus stop benches
(3:22:19 AM) showmejazzhands: can't say I've been looking at those things
(3:22:57 AM) JudgeGatesofSyn: well he is. can't believe you don't notice. what do you notice going on around your life kay
(3:24:01 AM) showmejazzhands: at the moment my life consists of getting from point A to point B without my ugly mug being blinded by a camera flash and trying not to kill a bunch of teenagers.
(3:25:20 AM) showmejazzhands: you know one even tried to steal my bag yesterday, needless to say everything fell out and they got a lovely fucking shot of all the meds I'm on. thus why I've been avoiding everything like that, own personal fucking shadow remember? Where I go, he goes.
(3:26:27 AM) JudgeGatesofSyn: does he know that
(3:26:50 AM) showmejazzhands: no
(3:27:46 AM) showmejazzhands: and if you give a fuck about him at all you'll do a damn good job of helping make sure he doesn't find out until something else mildly boring happens and they forget about it
(3:28:23 AM) JudgeGatesofSyn: isn't that what you said about what happened to your stomach and in the end you told him anyway
(3:28:40 AM) JudgeGatesofSyn: what if he sees the shot in the market standing at the register
(3:28:49 AM) JudgeGatesofSyn: or something wack like that
(3:29:04 AM) JudgeGatesofSyn: are you looking at the cam? if you are. he'll know you knew
(3:31:46 AM) showmejazzhands: its kinda hard not to know I knew when it was my fucking bag on the road.
(3:32:28 AM) JudgeGatesofSyn: then maybe it's best you just tell him man before some interviewer catches him off guard about it
(3:33:54 AM) showmejazzhands: think about it Jean. The house of blues massacre, a musician that won't go anywhere without his husband, that same husband caught outside a fucking shrinks office with every psychopath prescription drug known to man. You put two and two together on that one yeah? The longer he goes without finding out the fucking better.
(3:36:51 AM) JudgeGatesofSyn: were you carrying any of Chess's? I'd hate to think his name was caught on angled on a label in view of that shot just right. but idk man. l know you like to keep him happy and cushy and safe but about the time he's questioned and not ready and prepared for it --- idk... you know how he is... I'd just want him prepared to handle it.
(3:38:37 AM) showmejazzhands: no i wasn't carrying any of his. and right, brilliant thing to tell a guy that will threaten an archangel for so much as calliing me by my full name.
(3:40:08 AM) showmejazzhands: trust me, I think it's better if he's caught off guard by this one. It'll make me look bad, not him.
(3:41:45 AM) JudgeGatesofSyn: not if he reacts in a way that messes with his new fame game rep. idk. I know he tells me all press is good press. but not sure about this. I got me a gut feeling
(3:41:56 AM) JudgeGatesofSyn: think about what you said
(3:42:12 AM) JudgeGatesofSyn: he's ready to threaten an archangel over using your name
(3:42:30 AM) JudgeGatesofSyn: what's he gonna do when some jackass interviewer catches him off gaurd
(3:43:23 AM) showmejazzhands: yeah well I've got my fingers crossed that he'll be stunned into silence or not get whats going on at first if he's caught off guard by it. I think I'll take my chances with that rather than ready to have him fly off the handle the first time someone mentions it
(3:46:04 AM) JudgeGatesofSyn: hmm.
(3:46:24 AM) showmejazzhands: he's gonna give them shit if they mention it whether he know or not. seriously whats the harm in letting him find out on his own?
(3:46:33 AM) showmejazzhands: *knows
(3:47:16 AM) JudgeGatesofSyn: if you say so Kay. He can just be... ehhhh
(3:47:21 AM) JudgeGatesofSyn: very reactive
(3:47:39 AM) JudgeGatesofSyn: I hope you're right
(3:47:42 AM) JudgeGatesofSyn: really I do
(3:47:51 AM) showmejazzhands: dont worry, if he cripples an interviewer I have more than enough to bail him out
(3:48:42 AM) JudgeGatesofSyn: well at least there's that
(3:48:46 AM) JudgeGatesofSyn: heh
(3:49:04 AM) showmejazzhands: besides they could use a good punch in the face
(3:50:06 AM) JudgeGatesofSyn: that seems to be your new thing lately
(3:50:33 AM) showmejazzhands: he's hot when he'd in a jealous frenzy, what can I say? I'm only human.
(3:50:36 AM) showmejazzhands: *he's
(3:51:00 AM) JudgeGatesofSyn: you really get off on thinking of him roughing people up dont ya <-------- I was about to say that, then you hit first. HAHAHAHA. I guess so then
(3:51:51 AM) showmejazzhands: well its a nice change from seeing him too scared to leave the house
(3:54:06 AM) JudgeGatesofSyn: I have to agree with you there
(3:55:24 AM) JudgeGatesofSyn: dude. I've been hanging out with my friends a lot lately since you guys have been on tour and it's off season at the explosive academy
(3:55:25 AM) JudgeGatesofSyn: and
(3:55:40 AM) JudgeGatesofSyn: well, I was wondering
(3:56:07 AM) JudgeGatesofSyn: if you cared if I brought people in your house still? Yes I know I have Chess's place
(3:56:21 AM) JudgeGatesofSyn: But, some people I don't want to know where I really live
(3:56:47 AM) showmejazzhands: so you'd rather take them to my house and let them know where I live?
(3:58:22 AM) JudgeGatesofSyn: good point. not really. I hadn't formulated that thought quite through I think. hmmmmmm. camera people just hang outside Chess's place sometimes. which I don't get. They know he's on tour right now. And there's some people I bring around I'd rather not have on camera if they don't really belong in this country or something
(3:59:14 AM) JudgeGatesofSyn: plus they think Seiji lives there I think. maybe that's been figured out
(3:59:28 AM) JudgeGatesofSyn: except. he hasn't been around for a while
(3:59:32 AM) showmejazzhands: burn the sheets when you're done and buy me new ones. but if anyone and I mean anyone ever gets past my doorman and knocks on that door they get a bullet right between their eyes.
(3:59:59 AM) JudgeGatesofSyn: understood
(4:00:41 AM) JudgeGatesofSyn: do you find it odd at all I've had a broken nose and yet we still talk like normal
(4:00:56 AM) showmejazzhands: no not really
(4:01:15 AM) JudgeGatesofSyn: yeah I think that's the wierd part. that it doesn't feel weird
(4:01:15 AM) showmejazzhands: you deserved it
(4:01:21 AM) JudgeGatesofSyn: maybe.
(4:01:26 AM) JudgeGatesofSyn: but it was worth it
(4:01:35 AM) JudgeGatesofSyn: you suck great virtual dick
(4:01:58 AM) showmejazzhands: im even better in real life
(4:02:10 AM) JudgeGatesofSyn: that's what Chess says
(4:03:07 AM) showmejazzhands: well he would know. so yeah, have fun with your virtual image me, ain't ever gonna be the real deal nor as good, bat boy
(4:04:50 AM) JudgeGatesofSyn: yeah yeah yeah. Chess likes to describe it to me.
(4:04:59 AM) JudgeGatesofSyn: but hey Kay
(4:05:06 AM) JudgeGatesofSyn: do you have some time right now?
(4:05:40 AM) JudgeGatesofSyn: you about to go to bed or anything? I keep wanting to talk to you about something
(4:05:51 AM) JudgeGatesofSyn: but it never feels like the right time
(4:06:08 AM) showmejazzhands: i dont sleep, you should know that by now
(4:06:58 AM) JudgeGatesofSyn: It's about all those documents
(4:07:20 AM) showmejazzhands: find what you were looking for?
(4:07:39 AM) JudgeGatesofSyn: you could say that
(4:07:57 AM) JudgeGatesofSyn: Dad had a long talk with me. Showed me a bunch of stuff
(4:08:13 AM) JudgeGatesofSyn: he says you don't want to know
(4:09:09 AM) JudgeGatesofSyn: But, Kay. I think it's like the chess and the pill thing. sure you could stay ignorant, but idk... this is one I'd want to be prepared for too
(4:10:47 AM) showmejazzhands: let me guess, you're gonna tell me anyway and then you're gonna give me the same spout about being good to not end up in hell bullshit your father did because you havn't yet completely come to teh realizations that all your effort here is a waist of time even though you know by now that I'm completely and utterly fucked either way?
(4:13:22 AM) JudgeGatesofSyn: no. I was thinking you just might want to know so that if certain members of Hell do come after you you'll be more prepared to try and live as long as you can on the run to at least keep Chess as safe as possible even if you don't give a rat's ass about yourself.
(4:14:03 AM) showmejazzhands: and what would hell want with me?
(4:14:34 AM) JudgeGatesofSyn: Hell wants everyone. But, you're already marked by it.
(4:14:51 AM) showmejazzhands: tell me something I don't know
(4:17:21 AM) JudgeGatesofSyn: heh. ok. about the time the devil himself realizes his genes fucked up and came out with you OR some other lesser demon is running around posing as Satan and you're the result...don't for a minute believe you won't be found eventually and called upon for active duty or killed for being an imposter
(4:17:29 AM) JudgeGatesofSyn: or worse
(4:17:42 AM) JudgeGatesofSyn: demons usually don't choose death
(4:17:48 AM) JudgeGatesofSyn: it's like a release
(4:18:09 AM) showmejazzhands: oh har har har. you think I don't already know I'm an asshole.
(4:18:36 AM) JudgeGatesofSyn: Kay
(4:18:40 AM) JudgeGatesofSyn: I'm not joking
(4:19:18 AM) showmejazzhands: right because my bitch of a mother was worthy enough to be fucked by Satan.
(4:19:27 AM) showmejazzhands: maybe you need a new translater
(4:19:40 AM) JudgeGatesofSyn: oh no. that's just it.
(4:20:26 AM) JudgeGatesofSyn: a lot of that stuff was the evolution of her dark magic and how to summon and invoke for such an honor
(4:20:28 AM) JudgeGatesofSyn: heh
(4:20:38 AM) JudgeGatesofSyn: yeah something like that. so
(4:22:29 AM) showmejazzhands: right so I'm a genetic fuck up of a physco bitch and the devil. wow. thanks for sharing that one. you ready to give up and quit yet?
(4:23:45 AM) showmejazzhands: tell me Jean, how long exactly have you known?
(4:26:24 AM) JudgeGatesofSyn: not long. I just keep not wanting to ruin your fun. same as you dont want to ruin Chess's. but truth is... your face is plastered everywhere, so is his. whatever Hell's plan is for you, now is the opportune time to use you. I know how their minds work unfortunately
(4:28:00 AM) showmejazzhands: how long is not long Jean?
(4:28:44 AM) showmejazzhands: before or after you went on your recent trip to hell?
(4:29:53 AM) JudgeGatesofSyn: the day before. Dad wanted to prepare me in case anyone down there knew I was watching over you that I ran into might happen to know about your mom.
(4:30:43 AM) JudgeGatesofSyn: me knowing you could have made things worse. so, I needed to know all my enemies I guess
(4:30:52 AM) JudgeGatesofSyn: that's how Dad put it
(4:34:43 AM) showmejazzhands: right and how long did your dad know?
(4:34:57 AM) JudgeGatesofSyn: I dont know
(4:36:04 AM) showmejazzhands: do me a favor Jean, tell your fucking family to just stay the fuck out of my life, if you're all about saving people who stand a fucking fighting chance you all could have pulled Chess out before he fucking married me
(4:36:47 AM) JudgeGatesofSyn: why in the world would I take him away from the one thing he loves
(4:37:03 AM) JudgeGatesofSyn: to save his life?
(4:37:24 AM) JudgeGatesofSyn: to make sure that what life he does have is completely miserable?
(4:37:27 AM) JudgeGatesofSyn: no thanks
(4:38:01 AM) showmejazzhands: because that THING he loves is gonna fuck up every single aspect of his life and probably get him killed and damned to fucking Hell.
(4:38:07 AM) JudgeGatesofSyn: and it's not like you told us you were getting married even if I would have
(4:39:02 AM) showmejazzhands: oh and Jean, someone's gonna leave something explosive on your doorstep. You're gonna open it anyway but hey, whatever.
(4:39:03 AM) showmejazzhands: Bye
(4:39:49 AM) JudgeGatesofSyn: Kay don't go