(2:59:43 AM) JudgeGatesofSyn: ohhhhhhhhh. hehehe. shit man. If being perv was an issue I'd have been done for a long time ago (2:59:54 AM) JudgeGatesofSyn: and don't even get me started on my parents (2:59:58 AM) JudgeGatesofSyn: like you just (3:00:02 AM) JudgeGatesofSyn: don't even want to know (3:00:28 AM) Sasha Graham: HAHAHA (3:00:32 AM) Sasha Graham: Your parents?? (3:00:55 AM) JudgeGatesofSyn: I mean let's just say this. The last bedroom toy I got, just happened to be from my dad's garage "tool box" (3:01:05 AM) JudgeGatesofSyn: yeah there were no tools in there (3:01:10 AM) Sasha Graham: whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaat (3:01:19 AM) JudgeGatesofSyn: nor was there any tackle in the tackle box (3:01:37 AM) JudgeGatesofSyn: he has so much shit laying around he doesn't even use it all (3:01:54 AM) Sasha Graham: but why are you taking your dad's toys? Ew, it could be used. (3:01:55 AM) JudgeGatesofSyn: He gave me and Stacey a new a leash and collar (3:02:00 AM) JudgeGatesofSyn: NOOOOOOOOOOOO (3:02:02 AM) JudgeGatesofSyn: gross (3:02:20 AM) JudgeGatesofSyn: this stuff was new. I aint touching my parents jolly toys (3:02:21 AM) JudgeGatesofSyn: just (3:02:22 AM) JudgeGatesofSyn: ew (3:02:46 AM) Sasha Graham: Well, you were the one that went in the boxes! (3:03:11 AM) JudgeGatesofSyn: yeah I thought I was going fishing (3:03:24 AM) JudgeGatesofSyn: there were no flies or hooks in there man (3:04:03 AM) JudgeGatesofSyn: I find lube under the couch (3:04:09 AM) JudgeGatesofSyn: and in the side tables (3:04:12 AM) JudgeGatesofSyn: and closets (3:04:19 AM) JudgeGatesofSyn: and kitchen drawers (3:04:31 AM) JudgeGatesofSyn: and well fuck everywhere (3:04:39 AM) Sasha Graham: Damn. (3:04:41 AM) Sasha Graham: That's kind of. (3:04:45 AM) Sasha Graham: I can't even decide. (3:05:02 AM) Sasha Graham: If it was my house and me I'd be happy as shit. But for parents??? bleaagghhh (3:06:53 AM) JudgeGatesofSyn: yeah. it's weird when I tell that to people. but i dunno. my childhood was just like that. I have really loving parents. somehow I'm just used to it (3:07:13 AM) JudgeGatesofSyn: explaining to someelse this is normal... not so much (3:07:16 AM) JudgeGatesofSyn: hahaha (3:07:34 AM) JudgeGatesofSyn: I mean there's a pole and hoop and swing in the house too (3:07:36 AM) Sasha Graham: really, really loving. hahahhaa (3:07:57 AM) JudgeGatesofSyn: not everyone sees that as artistic as my family does (3:08:01 AM) JudgeGatesofSyn: YESSSSSS really (3:08:03 AM) JudgeGatesofSyn: lolol (3:08:29 AM) JudgeGatesofSyn: I've seen Dad go out in drag too many times (3:08:37 AM) JudgeGatesofSyn: everything is normal to me (3:08:46 AM) JudgeGatesofSyn: it's all whatever about now (3:09:50 AM) Sasha Graham: Drag too? Wow. (3:09:58 AM) Sasha Graham: You have a very colorful family. (3:10:08 AM) JudgeGatesofSyn: so I keep hearing (3:10:21 AM) JudgeGatesofSyn: but I didn't know life should be anything but (3:10:40 AM) Sasha Graham: was that disappointing? (3:12:32 AM) JudgeGatesofSyn: maybe. a little bit yeah. I was like... uh? where is everything? what do you mean gay is bad? or jobs and tattoos don't mix what? hahaha. I'm like so confused. ok maybe I'm exaggerating a bit but you get me (3:16:35 AM) Sasha Graham: Yeah, I kind of had that happen to me in reverse in college. I was more like oh, so you can do this shit for real and not just read about it. (3:21:50 AM) JudgeGatesofSyn: so wait. how old are you (3:22:19 AM) Sasha Graham: I'm 24. Are you really 21? (3:22:54 AM) JudgeGatesofSyn: yeah I'm really 21. I'm not one of those timeless ancient fuckers that are somehow forever young and hot (3:23:38 AM) Sasha Graham: Sounds like being one could be fun, though. Forever young and hot? (3:24:02 AM) JudgeGatesofSyn: yeah. I mean eventually I'll stop aging I guess. everyone else does