The Philistine God of Accaron (glorifygluttony) wrote in thegrand_ic, @ 2012-02-05 21:47:00 |
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Entry tags: | beelzebub/ziander meredith, belial/laine beringer |
Who: Ba'al & Belial
What/Where: AIM Chat Online
When: Sat. Feb 4th
Warnings: Language - Hellish Topics
Status: Complete
(2:31:34 AM) lieslaine: Ah, Lord Ba'al. May I have a moment?
(2:33:15 AM) cuzZIMcares: I am busy, but for the anchoring end of my triangle, I will spare one.
(2:36:26 AM) Laine Beringer: Our Lord will be joining us on the earth realm in little more than a week. His visit must be made to suit his desires, naturally. It seems he has favored Asmodeus's recent actions.
(2:37:29 AM) cuzZIMcares: Our Lord more likely than not favors the loudest mouth to spread word.
(2:37:46 AM) cuzZIMcares: His compliments were sickening
(2:38:25 AM) Laine Beringer: I do not think Asmodeus is being any louder than he normally is. He might as well have invited us to join him in his daily bath.
(2:41:28 AM) cuzZIMcares: Which is why Our Lord knew which mouth to send flapping. The suburban pot luck is so crippling my style. I fear the silly boy thinks he's going to get to touch me with all his emphasis on togetherness.
(2:41:53 AM) cuzZIMcares: He'll be harshly HARSHLY mistaken if he tries
(2:45:42 AM) Laine Beringer: Certainly... Asmodeus does more than flap. He is approaching the level of full-scale flailing. I would not touch him at this little potluck of his simply for fear that he might grow too fond of favor.
(2:51:47 AM) cuzZIMcares: I don't give favor. Traipsing around as uncouth animals with no reasonable control over hormones or thought behind our actions makes us look like humans. I could never have that. He can keep his precious King title our Lord gives him undeservingly. His damned barely make it passed the Gates into Hell at all. That's the last thing I'd be flailing about so proudly.
(2:55:03 AM) Laine Beringer: Far be it from me to question the motives of our Lord. Whatever he commands of me I will do, even if it means calling Asmodeus sweet names. But this has not happened of yet... and I trust it won't. Asmodeus's lack of subtlety concerns me. I feel that his ideas for this orgy are not in our best interests. Nevermind that whenever we all get together and kill en masse we risk our aliases, potentially setting some of us back decades or centuries.
(2:57:23 AM) Laine Beringer: This business of killing without purpose, or even being certain of the direction of the souls taken, completely bores me. I leave it to the lesser shades, the ones I stamp on when they cross my path.
(3:00:21 AM) cuzZIMcares: You speak nothing but truth. This is why our presence there is so duly needed before he makes a mockery of our institution and rattles the foundations of our carefully built system. We're too close now. Don't you feel it coming? I'm not so sure the end of days isn't near. There's no time to squander and waste. There will be no soul I take from this earth without knowing it's end is below us.
(3:01:28 AM) cuzZIMcares: And if any demon I find is so lazy with their own self indulgence, well, they have better be ready to be retrained and schooled by my own hand
(3:01:54 AM) cuzZIMcares: I won't have our efforts thwarted
(3:02:15 AM) cuzZIMcares: Our Lord is counting on us
(3:03:56 AM) Laine Beringer: Perhaps we should take stronger actions against this orgy, even if our Lord has acted in favor of it. Some careful persuasion may help. I have some things stored away I might tithe to him to improve his mood. But if Asmodeus is allowed to capture and murder mortals at random he may very well create martyrs without thinking.
(3:05:12 AM) Laine Beringer: As for others, I will be on the lookout for this. You can be sure that if I judge any to be doing this, I will have you their names immediately.
(3:10:36 AM) cuzZIMcares: I'm not sure we should do anything against what the Lord has acted in favor of. I'm just not sure he did indeed act in favor. He said he'd bring goats mind you. You know him as well as I, if not better. He works in mysterious ways. For all we know he's bringing the goats to keep Asmodeus off the humans. I will not judge this yet. I might add, we mock the little cuss, but martyrs are exactly what that Cupuke has created causing more Saints than the number of my countless children. The two angels of martyrs and especially Cupuke will not take kindly if he feels such a big pull of death on his Saint celebration
(3:13:21 AM) Laine Beringer: If our Lord should not be dissuaded, then Asmodeus may need to become an example. Maybe this is his plan after all. This party may be fun after all, Ba'al, if it's to be Asmodeus's whipping day.
(3:14:40 AM) Laine Beringer: I can think of no better arena for it than a party to which everyone is invited, and everyone will want to come get a piece of the party favors.
(3:15:05 AM) Laine Beringer: I will truss them up extra-well, to be certain everyone catches the scent and shows up.
(3:17:51 AM) cuzZIMcares: There is no better entertainment than educational. I think I’m getting my hopes up now for Asmo-whipping day. Sounds like it should be an annual. But, you are correct about one thing and we have to be ready for when Satan arrives. Sitting around for our own party isn't really how it works. When Satan is around, all favor is upon him. I will be ready.
(3:20:15 AM) Laine Beringer: Our ilk may be getting too familiar. I do hope they don't forget to give him his cut of the festivities. I would be horrified if they walked in with favors of their own and didn't offer the choice to our Lord. It would be delightfully disastrous to watch him respond... except that we will have to cope with the fallout personally for weeks. The goats are not my favorite.
(3:21:20 AM) Laine Beringer: Unfortunately, there may be no time either way to go and torment your cupid.
(3:21:32 AM) Laine Beringer: No matter how disgusting his little advertisements are.
(3:24:25 AM) cuzZIMcares: Yes. It seems Cupuke is better off left alone this day as things are turning out not according to plan.
(3:24:39 AM) cuzZIMcares: and WE always catch the fallout
(3:25:18 AM) Laine Beringer: I am torn between letting the ilk receive their punishment, and schooling them a little beforehand just so that I don't have to spend the next month combing fleas out of my hair.
(3:26:14 AM) cuzZIMcares: I'm not sure we've made ourselves known enough busy with our own dealings taking care of real business.
(3:26:31 AM) cuzZIMcares: I believe we've been so busy of late
(3:26:32 AM) cuzZIMcares: that
(3:26:43 AM) cuzZIMcares: they are getting too comfortable
(3:26:48 AM) cuzZIMcares: the rest of them
(3:26:57 AM) cuzZIMcares: losing focus
(3:27:06 AM) cuzZIMcares: There is but one focus
(3:28:58 AM) Laine Beringer: For some of them, we will always be fighting against their idiot natures. Some of them are ours because they couldn't maintain said focus. But it doesn't matter. Obey or be obliterated, it's their choice.
(3:32:16 AM) cuzZIMcares: Was this your main concern this evening Bel? Is there anything else on your mind? How's the book? I glorified a copy in flames and set the other on my marble bookshelf right next to my own. "Be Thine Own God"
(3:34:04 AM) Laine Beringer: Well, yes. This concerns my immediate future. Now I will need to go out amongst the rabble and be sure that they still remember respect. As for the rest... how very generous of you. And what a magnificent pair of ideas that makes. "Be thine own God", and "there is no God at all".
(3:35:39 AM) Laine Beringer: I love that they're so taken with believing this, the mortals who think they are smarter than all the others. The trend has grown for the past century or so.
(3:36:42 AM) Laine Beringer: It doesn't take them far past our gates on its own, but those who are infected with this idea easily pick up more without barriers to stop them. That's how I ended up in a clash with Asmodeus in the first place. I was being kind to him, bringing my souls around to pick up a touch of lust.
(3:42:21 AM) cuzZIMcares: Our books are a well named pair. I find it rather amusing how we've both planned out our manipulations. But, indeed yes. His favors are a temporal feeling. Why is he working his lusts on us anyway? He needs his focus set on the earthly cows. Does he not realize how valuable these humans are? That the walking damned spread their tainted thoughts and feelings and ideas only snowballing into the more damnation. We're working a global take-down here.
(3:46:40 AM) Laine Beringer: To sate his own lust, really, not mine. No one is more captive to the sin of lust than Lust himself, so it seems. His discipline is failing him. If he loses control of it, he could prove to be dangerous even to us.
(3:47:34 AM) Laine Beringer: If Wrath's tether is not working to temper him, perhaps he should be assigned to someone more disciplined.
(3:48:56 AM) cuzZIMcares: Yes, well I do believe Wrath has been on another mission from our Lord and hasn't been in town to hold Lust's hand like a child through life. Let's hope he comes back soon
(3:49:41 AM) Laine Beringer: If I may say so... give Asmodeus to Leviathan. After a day in his presence he will never misbehave again.
(3:50:02 AM) cuzZIMcares: I think we should.
(3:50:28 AM) cuzZIMcares: Levi could use some entertainment I'm sure
(3:50:39 AM) cuzZIMcares: he's very skilled
(3:51:39 AM) cuzZIMcares: I shall write up a letter and sent it Levi's way
(3:51:54 AM) cuzZIMcares: What say you?
(3:52:02 AM) Laine Beringer: And he is a fish. Asmodeus will spend the entire time in turmoil over his stomach. Exquisite torture. He will hardly be able to think, let alone misbehave.
(3:52:30 AM) Laine Beringer: Should Asmodeus act up again, we might say we will just toss him back into Leviathan's mouth.
(3:52:43 AM) Laine Beringer: And he will stay there until either his mind changes, or he turns his guts inside out.
(3:52:45 AM) Laine Beringer: His choice.
(3:53:30 AM) cuzZIMcares: I think you should write a letter to Asmodeus about spending time with Levi and I'll write the correspondence to Levi so he knows what's coming.
(3:56:41 AM) Laine Beringer: I will do so. Actually, I think I would like to pay a visit to Leviathan sometime. I'll remember to go and see how it's going.
(4:00:26 AM) cuzZIMcares: Good show. I'm off to write the correspondence to Levi then. Do come visit the compound sometime or travel to the middle east with me and watch my terrorists in action.
(4:00:53 AM) Laine Beringer: I may take you up on that. I couldn't have done better myself in the middle east.
(4:01:26 AM) cuzZIMcares: No you couldn’t. Good night.