hopechess (hopechess) wrote in thegrand_ic, @ 2012-05-30 10:28:00 |
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Entry tags: | chess scott, kaydence wilde |
Who Chess and Kayden
When May 30
Type Aim Chat
What Chess a bit worked up over seeing Jean-Auguste go in Kay's forbidden home
Warning Language
Status Complete
(2:22:00 AM) PittSoDeep: hey Kay?
(2:23:15 AM) showmejazzhands: hey pipsqueak
(2:23:27 AM) PittSoDeep: how ya doing man
(2:23:37 AM) PittSoDeep: it's been a while
(2:23:42 AM) PittSoDeep: work and shit ya know
(2:26:24 AM) showmejazzhands: so i didnt suck so bad you were just planning on ignoring me forever
(2:27:06 AM) PittSoDeep: is that what you thought?
(2:27:30 AM) showmejazzhands: not really but i thought it might be plausable
(2:29:12 AM) PittSoDeep: hmm.
(2:29:20 AM) PittSoDeep: well, fuck that.
(2:29:48 AM) PittSoDeep: you looked like you liked it
(2:30:12 AM) showmejazzhands: i did
(2:30:22 AM) PittSoDeep: ok.
(2:30:27 AM) PittSoDeep: hey kay
(2:30:49 AM) showmejazzhands: what
(2:31:09 AM) PittSoDeep: I'm not really like a get in your business kinda guy man, but like... you kinda said something that has me confused
(2:31:30 AM) PittSoDeep: you said, you didn't have any friends.
(2:31:35 AM) showmejazzhands: i dont
(2:31:44 AM) showmejazzhands: well unless you class yourself in that area
(2:32:11 AM) PittSoDeep: do you have family around here? like at all? distant relatives or something wack like that
(2:32:27 AM) showmejazzhands: not that i'm aware of
(2:32:35 AM) showmejazzhands: where are you going with this?
(2:34:20 AM) PittSoDeep: I was just trying to figure out who that skinny tattooed guy with no shirt on was that went into your house awhile back. I was under the impression... well.. idk...
(2:34:28 AM) PittSoDeep: no body went there
(2:34:39 AM) showmejazzhands: nobody does
(2:34:47 AM) showmejazzhands: you spying on me chess?
(2:35:29 AM) showmejazzhands: just so you know the kids not family and he's not a friend either.
(2:36:15 AM) PittSoDeep: no, I wasn't spying man.
(2:36:19 AM) PittSoDeep: I was coming over
(2:36:30 AM) PittSoDeep: I just thought you looked busy
(2:36:36 AM) showmejazzhands: i wasn't
(2:36:42 AM) showmejazzhands: i could have used the excuse
(2:37:02 AM) PittSoDeep: I don't get it then. who the fuck was he if you wanted an excuse?
(2:38:39 AM) showmejazzhands: somthing i can't get rid of
(2:39:11 AM) PittSoDeep: why? just tell him to fuck off
(2:39:22 AM) showmejazzhands: i tried that
(2:39:30 AM) PittSoDeep: seriously?
(2:39:34 AM) showmejazzhands: yep
(2:40:00 AM) PittSoDeep: well fuck that. dude's got another thing coming then. He's not gonna like meeting Chess Scott
(2:40:31 AM) showmejazzhands: haha
(2:40:36 AM) showmejazzhands: jealous are we?
(2:41:24 AM) showmejazzhands: you can try. i don't think it'll do much
(2:41:36 AM) PittSoDeep: no. you said you told him to fuck off. I'm not jivving with this whole refusal thing
(2:41:46 AM) PittSoDeep: it's your fucking house
(2:42:00 AM) PittSoDeep: can't you get the door man to snatch him
(2:42:03 AM) PittSoDeep: HAHA
(2:42:20 AM) showmejazzhands: im pretty sure laws dont apply to this one
(2:42:20 AM) PittSoDeep: and apparently you still don't know me
(2:42:28 AM) PittSoDeep: wait huh
(2:42:39 AM) PittSoDeep: what's that even supposed to mean kay
(2:42:43 AM) showmejazzhands: never said i did know you
(2:42:56 AM) showmejazzhands: and it means what you think it means
(2:42:59 AM) showmejazzhands: maybe
(2:43:01 AM) showmejazzhands: or not
(2:43:06 AM) showmejazzhands: depends what your thinking
(2:44:21 AM) PittSoDeep: well I was thinking you don't know me well enough to realize I'll fucking jump in the pit and kick ass WWF style and wont stop till I'm cold if I give a shit about something
(2:44:23 AM) PittSoDeep: and
(2:44:32 AM) PittSoDeep: uhhhh
(2:44:41 AM) PittSoDeep: you mean you see him as something else dont you?
(2:46:07 AM) showmejazzhands: you see the question you should be asking here is whether or not its all in my head. im glad you could see him though. i was starting to worry he was some sort of imaginary stalker
(2:46:18 AM) showmejazzhands: whats the matter? dont like people creeping in my house?
(2:46:31 AM) PittSoDeep: not if you don't want them there
(2:47:06 AM) PittSoDeep: I think you got enough to fucking deal with without that kinda intrusion
(2:48:01 AM) PittSoDeep: and I dont know man. I mean, seriously? I saw zombies were like real
(2:48:16 AM) PittSoDeep: I dont really thinks its a far stretch to think anything else is
(2:48:36 AM) showmejazzhands: enough to deal with?
(2:48:39 AM) showmejazzhands: meaning?
(2:49:55 AM) PittSoDeep: meaning all this seeing shit in people stuff. your stupid ass shrink that dont do anything but frustrate the piss outta ya. it doesn't even matter if it's real or fake. it's still a bunch shit that's stressful.
(2:50:33 AM) PittSoDeep: you wear it pretty out there
(2:50:55 AM) showmejazzhands: you worried im gonna crack and break down?
(2:53:43 AM) PittSoDeep: I don't know man. I just see that it gets to you. So real/unreal... it's uncool. And it's not like I can make it go away. So, I ... fuck IDK. if the little skinny shit is fucking with you, I'll kick his god damned ass that's all.
(2:54:29 AM) PittSoDeep: and I'll kick your ass too if you break down
(2:54:41 AM) PittSoDeep: cause you're just
(2:54:43 AM) PittSoDeep: not allowed
(2:56:08 AM) showmejazzhands: careful chess, someone will start to think you actually care
(2:56:37 AM) PittSoDeep: do I look like the kind of person who gives a fuck what anything thinks?
(2:57:01 AM) showmejazzhands: you mad or something, dont think ive ever heard you cuss so much
(2:57:56 AM) PittSoDeep: hm. Idk. just worked up I guess.
(2:58:03 AM) showmejazzhands: why?
(3:01:03 AM) PittSoDeep: cause you said that you told him to fuck off and he didn't. like you actually tried or something? I mean dude. I don't give a crap what he is. Your house should be yours if you want it to be. That's all. I mean... I'm not stupid Kay. I catch on. I know you keep like that to keep everything out. you don't even have the mirrors. you're pretty damned serious about keeping all this stuff outta your life the best you can. And apparently the best you can, didn't do the job with him. That pisses me off
(3:03:08 AM) PittSoDeep: so I kinna think he deserves an old fashion Chess fist in the face. that's all
(3:03:12 AM) PittSoDeep: is that a big deal?
(3:04:51 AM) showmejazzhands: what can i say im one unlucky fucker, now they're at my shrinks office and my home. i think i'm gonna have to hit up the library
(3:05:34 AM) PittSoDeep: what for?
(3:05:36 AM) PittSoDeep: and
(3:05:44 AM) PittSoDeep: you can't even stop going there. fuck
(3:05:54 AM) showmejazzhands: try and find something to keep them out
(3:05:54 AM) PittSoDeep: how long do you have to keep seeing her
(3:06:04 AM) showmejazzhands: until the day i die i guess
(3:06:10 AM) PittSoDeep: motherfuck
(3:06:23 AM) PittSoDeep: well shit and a half
(3:06:42 AM) showmejazzhands: relax. chances are its only in my head chess and they're just regular people
(3:06:54 AM) PittSoDeep: zombies weren't regular people
(3:07:04 AM) showmejazzhands: they were once
(3:07:18 AM) PittSoDeep: yeah, but I didn't think that was real either
(3:07:59 AM) PittSoDeep: my once upon a time horror movie fan madness just got real yo
(3:08:21 AM) PittSoDeep: I seriously wouldn't be shocked if anything else was real too
(3:08:36 AM) showmejazzhands: no?
(3:08:45 AM) PittSoDeep: no. not anymore
(3:09:08 AM) showmejazzhands: would you freak if you knew you hung out with things that went bump in the night and hollywood movie monsters?
(3:09:35 AM) PittSoDeep: maybe. but like. I'd been thinking about it and got myself paranoid the other day
(3:09:53 AM) PittSoDeep: like this chick named cordelia came to the house of blues once
(3:10:10 AM) PittSoDeep: we snagged some pulled pork and watched some show
(3:10:13 AM) PittSoDeep: but like
(3:10:19 AM) PittSoDeep: she was so cold
(3:10:30 AM) PittSoDeep: and I passed it off before
(3:10:44 AM) PittSoDeep: but now I'm like doooooooooood. could she?
(3:10:54 AM) PittSoDeep: idk man
(3:11:01 AM) showmejazzhands: so you believe in it all?
(3:11:59 AM) PittSoDeep: I really think, its totally possible.
(3:12:09 AM) PittSoDeep: I have no proof
(3:12:16 AM) PittSoDeep: but i dont see why not
(3:12:39 AM) showmejazzhands: well in that case. keep your silver bullets handy around that friend of yours. the dude ive seen around your house before. blonde hair. kinda looks like a chick
(3:12:56 AM) PittSoDeep: casper.
(3:13:16 AM) showmejazzhands: dunno never spoken to him but he was outside when i came to save your ass from the zombies
(3:13:55 AM) PittSoDeep: well shit dude. He better not eat Hooker
(3:14:06 AM) PittSoDeep: I'm not letting him alone in the yard
(3:14:33 AM) showmejazzhands: i wouldnt suggest going near him on the full moon either
(3:15:30 AM) PittSoDeep: you know when he stayed over at my house, my couch got ripped up something awful. in that spot where I slapped all the bumper stickers
(3:15:41 AM) PittSoDeep: he said it was hooker
(3:16:04 AM) PittSoDeep: but Hooker never does stuff like that. but, idk. maybe it was hooker
(3:17:04 AM) showmejazzhands: maybe
(3:17:31 AM) showmejazzhands: and maybe my shrink is not currently possessed by a demon and maybe my former doorman wasn't a blood sucking monster
(3:18:02 AM) PittSoDeep: ok I have a question
(3:18:40 AM) PittSoDeep: if you see all this shit and they never do anything, that means they're trying to blend in, maybe it doesn't matter
(3:19:01 AM) PittSoDeep: then again your shrink sucks and there's a skinny hot dude up in your house
(3:19:23 AM) PittSoDeep: sounds like it matters
(3:25:33 AM) showmejazzhands: believe me the moment they know i know and catch on they do shit'
(3:25:49 AM) showmejazzhands: its why i pretend they dont exist
(3:26:22 AM) PittSoDeep: so the shrink and this guy (what's is his name? and what is he? already know you know
(3:26:55 AM) showmejazzhands: yes. though the one living in my shrink seems to like to pretend that im just as mad as ever
(3:27:23 AM) PittSoDeep: like she's trying to convince you its not real?
(3:27:31 AM) showmejazzhands: yeah
(3:27:34 AM) PittSoDeep: hmm
(3:27:51 AM) PittSoDeep: and you said it's a demon
(3:27:56 AM) showmejazzhands: more so just pretending to be my shrink
(3:27:59 AM) showmejazzhands: yeah
(3:28:06 AM) showmejazzhands: thats the only name i could come up with
(3:29:03 AM) PittSoDeep: well fuuuuuuuuh. that doesn't take a quantum physicist to figure out
(3:29:30 AM) PittSoDeep: she's real dude. she's real and wants you to fucking think you're a wack job
(3:29:49 AM) PittSoDeep: like I've watched too many Hellraisers
(3:29:56 AM) PittSoDeep: demon = bad
(3:29:59 AM) showmejazzhands: or it could have just been my shrink being my shrink
(3:30:00 AM) PittSoDeep: she's fucking with you
(3:30:43 AM) PittSoDeep: idk man. you can't even avoid her if the law is gonna screw with you
(3:31:07 AM) PittSoDeep: what about sexpot boy? what's his story
(3:31:17 AM) showmejazzhands: sexpot?
(3:31:27 AM) PittSoDeep: yeah, him and his low riding jeans. pft
(3:31:45 AM) showmejazzhands: careful
(3:31:50 AM) showmejazzhands: someone will think you're jealous
(3:31:54 AM) showmejazzhands: he's not a demon
(3:31:59 AM) showmejazzhands: or so he says
(3:32:04 AM) showmejazzhands: he's....something else
(3:32:21 AM) PittSoDeep: I kinda thought you were fucking him
(3:32:24 AM) PittSoDeep: but
(3:32:28 AM) PittSoDeep: what is he
(3:32:52 AM) showmejazzhands: apparently my brand spanking new asshole of a guardian angel
(3:33:24 AM) PittSoDeep: nu uh? really? that wannabee looking rocker boy? an angel?
(3:33:31 AM) showmejazzhands: apparently
(3:34:21 AM) PittSoDeep: he looked more like a wishy washy goth that wished he was a vampire
(3:35:10 AM) PittSoDeep: well shit man. I don't care. I'll still kick his ass
(3:35:34 AM) PittSoDeep: knock his halo clean off his head
(3:35:44 AM) showmejazzhands: he doesnt have a halo
(3:35:51 AM) showmejazzhands: and that would achieve what exactly?
(3:36:48 AM) PittSoDeep: make his skinny hide think for two secs he's gonna have to deal in Chess Scott
(3:36:51 AM) PittSoDeep: that's what
(3:37:00 AM) PittSoDeep: I don't fuck around dude
(3:37:36 AM) showmejazzhands: as amusing as it would be to watch that it would probably just make him hang around twice as often
(3:37:59 AM) PittSoDeep: you have no faith in my skillz
(3:38:37 AM) PittSoDeep: guess I'm gonna have demonstrate all over his tiny ass so you both get the point
(3:38:56 AM) showmejazzhands: and you are going to sucker punch a dude that can heal in fifteen minutes
(3:39:43 AM) PittSoDeep: nope. i'll make sure he knows it's coming. I don't sucker punch. I like people to know I'm not afraid of jack squat
(3:40:32 AM) PittSoDeep: anyway idc
(3:40:39 AM) PittSoDeep: I dont care if he heals
(3:40:45 AM) PittSoDeep: he's still gonna feel it
(3:41:02 AM) PittSoDeep: that's how Chess Scott works. You fuck with my peeps. you fuck with me
(3:41:07 AM) PittSoDeep: that's how it works
(3:42:10 AM) PittSoDeep: this philosophy might be the reason I've been in too many bar fights
(3:42:13 AM) PittSoDeep: but HEY
(3:42:15 AM) PittSoDeep: whatever
(3:43:26 AM) showmejazzhands: i dont need you to fight my battles for me but thanks for the offer if i ever decide to take you up on it i'll let you know
(3:43:54 AM) PittSoDeep: yeah whatever man. but anyway. speaking of my peeps
(3:43:57 AM) PittSoDeep: one told me
(3:44:12 AM) PittSoDeep: I should put wax paper on the bottom of my sox
(3:44:25 AM) showmejazzhands: why?
(3:44:27 AM) PittSoDeep: if I really want to slide on a hard wood floor
(3:44:32 AM) showmejazzhands: -_-
(3:44:49 AM) PittSoDeep: you realize
(3:44:52 AM) PittSoDeep: I have to try it
(3:45:01 AM) showmejazzhands: not in my house
(3:45:05 AM) PittSoDeep: yes huh
(3:45:10 AM) showmejazzhands: no
(3:45:14 AM) PittSoDeep: yes
(3:45:18 AM) showmejazzhands: no
(3:45:25 AM) PittSoDeep: we'll see
(3:45:51 AM) PittSoDeep: can we go back to the shooting range soon
(3:46:06 AM) PittSoDeep: or out somewhere
(3:47:40 AM) showmejazzhands: sure
(3:48:31 AM) PittSoDeep: cool - sudden need to shoot things
(3:48:37 AM) showmejazzhands: ditto
(3:50:22 AM) PittSoDeep: yeah
(3:50:57 AM) PittSoDeep: hey kay
(3:51:31 AM) PittSoDeep: you looked hot when I jerked that tie.
(3:51:51 AM) showmejazzhands: tell that to the fabric burn that's still on my neck
(3:52:04 AM) PittSoDeep: you dont mind
(3:52:11 AM) showmejazzhands: oh no?
(3:53:04 AM) PittSoDeep: nope.
(3:53:08 AM) PittSoDeep: you know how I know?
(3:53:21 AM) showmejazzhands: how?
(3:54:18 AM) PittSoDeep: because you're an ass if you dont really want something. OR... if you don't want to admit you want something. if you dont stop something, you must have not minded. hehehe
(3:54:38 AM) showmejazzhands: so thats your theory huh?
(3:54:46 AM) PittSoDeep: yup
(3:54:52 AM) showmejazzhands: fair enough