Hope you're wearing good standing-in-line-for-the-midnight-release shoes because you're going to be standing for awhile, sad to say.
Yeah, well, I could go to Muggle London back home and no one gavea niffler's arse who I was. Here, I get called anything from JLaw to Katniss to That One Chick From That One Movie With Bradley Cooper everywhere I go. Apparently, at least two of those actually exist here. And that, too, you have a doppelganger here. I don't know your 'actor's name, though. He's running around out there somewhere. SURPRISE.
Merlin, I'm just like the bearer of all the bad news. SORRY ABOUT THAT, mate.