I will have a cast once the wound heals up a little. I have a "fracture of the humeral shaft secondary to low velocity gunshot wound." Current theory is 9 weeks-ish before the bone gets itself back together. Right now it's braced.
And I wasn't rubbing in. Just saying, your luck kinda sucks right now. But hey, at least you didn't get shot. So there's that. Look on the bright side!