I would like to take a very important moment to thank the exceptionally wonderful and marvellously informative SHIELD staff who took the time to explain to me the extraordinary and unexpected circumstances in which I now find myself. As I'm quite aware that I'm not the first lost soul they've had to direct, I think their patience and accountability both admirable and pleasantly surprising. It must be terribly thankless, unfortunate work to deal with the confusion and frustration of the recently displaced, and so I commend and appreciate their efforts. Thank you.
I must say, I find comfort in the fact that there are still so many aspects of this fickle universe that I still do not fully understand. Education and discovery have always been personal time-passers of mine and the opportunity to re-think, re-learn and re-evaluate a delightful and invited escape from what, for myself, might have otherwise been a dreadfully dull series of future months.
It seems, or at least, I have been told, that a great many of you might be familiar with me. While that does not come as a complete surprise A startling development, indeed, and one I would like to explore further if those kind parties might seek to indulge me and my many curiosities.
My name is Albus Percival Wulfric Brian Dumbledore and I am very pleased to make your acquaintance.