[ FILTERED TO PJ&tO PEOPLE: ] Who wants to play Monopoly with me?
Trick question, I already know the answer is none of you. And for four of you, today is your lucky day because Monopoly is for 8 players and there are 12 of us. Opt-outs are first come first serve and I'm making the rest of you play with me.
Also I bought the board game so someone else has to bring snacks.
EDIT J/K We're play Werewolf Mafia Assassin or maybe Sardines. Annabeth and Hazel and I are still going to play Monopoly but it's non-compulsory now that I have willing victims.