I'll probably have to be skimming myself for the rest of the month, depending on how much is left on my card. It's worth it, though.
You meditate too, huh? So, what's your bag?
I'm a Time Lord from the planet Gallifrey, who travels though time and space in a vehicle called the TARDIS. I'm over 2,100 years old, and I've been from the Big Bang to the end of the universe and practically everywhere in between. I thought I've seen and heard everything, but I'm still surprised at times. I find it very interesting to learn about all these new universes. When a Time Lord's body wears out or dies, we go through a process called regeneration, where all the cells of our bodies renew themselves. It causes a complete physical and psychological transformation. The me that was here before was who I was, two regeneration cycles ago. Thus, face.
How's that for something you don't hear every day?