I knew I should have paid more attention in careers counseling at high school. So what kind of job do you think would be right for a former street punk turned leader (sort of... maybe figurehead is a better word) of revolutionary freedom fighters turned unofficial king of a foreign country? I'm good with all kinds of guns, running, climbing sheer cliff faces, hunting and making bad life choices.
Maybe I should go to college? Mom was always disappointed that I didn't do that.