It seems that people have finally grasped the fact that asking me to brew Amortentia for Valentine's Day will only get them a refusal. I didn't have a single request this year, though I'm sure they'll start up again soon enough.
Actually, given the number of requests I receive in general for Polyjuice, Amortentia and Veritaserum, I can only conclude that fans of the "Potterverse", as I have seen it called, are remarkably lacking in either intelligence, morals or ethics. Or possibly all three.